Rip Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 I'm trying to figure out why he didn't just set it on the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catalinacaper Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 FedEx driver thought process: "Damn, this box is heavy, what is it full of, dead babies and depleted uranium?! Well shit, let me just bring this around back of the house and see if I can crush any of his pets with it. No pets back here.. but a grill! Fuck you grill." And of course my imaginary evil mailman would look something like this - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 That sucks haha. Hope the records play fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitty Rambo Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 FED EX drivers are the fucking John Waynes of the delivery business. Let's jump him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobfrombob Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Fed Ex driver thinking: I'd really like to grab one of those Angus burgers from McDonalds... if only I could find a place to dump this 35 pound box. I never ceased to be amazed. Leaving stuff in the rain seems to be a new favorite, even though I've left a message polietly asking them to leave packages between the doors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmapelteuz Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Fed Ex driver thinking: I'd really like to grab one of those Angus burgers from McDonalds... if only I could find a place to dump this 35 pound box.I never ceased to be amazed. Leaving stuff in the rain seems to be a new favorite, even though I've left a message polietly asking them to leave packages between the doors. Haha!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihprstl Posted May 11, 2011 Author Share Posted May 11, 2011 was wondering when those records, hopefully this doesn't delay it too much! Fucking idiots Printing jackets this weekend/early next week and they should be up for sale soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihprstl Posted May 11, 2011 Author Share Posted May 11, 2011 I'm trying to figure out why he didn't just set it on the ground. I'm wondering if it wasn't the usual driver who delivered this one because this is the first time they have ever taken something to the back of my house. They usually leave everything on the front porch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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