andrew13 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 when i went to wilkes, freshman year i'd hear everyone around me fucking. the person across the hall from me was going at it with some random guy so hard that his balls slapping off her woke me up one saturday. then, my 2nd year it was my goddamn roommate who was always fucking. i'd be in my room, playing dreamcast, and they'd walk in and start going at it, 5 feet away from me. so i started blasting An Albatross, the Locust, Great Redneck Hope, #12, ect when they'd start. they both hated the shit so much they'd stop, leave the room, and go 3 doors up to her room and continue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhamm212 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 when i went to wilkes, freshman year i'd hear everyone around me fucking. the person across the hall from me was going at it with some random guy so hard that his balls slapping off her woke me up one saturday.then, my 2nd year it was my goddamn roommate who was always fucking. i'd be in my room, playing dreamcast, and they'd walk in and start going at it, 5 feet away from me. so i started blasting An Albatross, the Locust, Great Redneck Hope, #12, ect when they'd start. they both hated the shit so much they'd stop, leave the room, and go 3 doors up to her room and continue. I've always thought The Locust were a good way to alienate people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 all this talk about fucking makes me depressed that i am not getting laid. yes. i just admitted that online. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 when i went to wilkes, freshman year i'd hear everyone around me fucking. the person across the hall from me was going at it with some random guy so hard that his balls slapping off her woke me up one saturday.then, my 2nd year it was my goddamn roommate who was always fucking. i'd be in my room, playing dreamcast, and they'd walk in and start going at it, 5 feet away from me. so i started blasting An Albatross, the Locust, Great Redneck Hope, #12, ect when they'd start. they both hated the shit so much they'd stop, leave the room, and go 3 doors up to her room and continue. I've always thought The Locust were a good way to alienate people. it drives one of my floormates nuts whenever i play them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew13 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 all this talk about fucking makes me depressed that i am not getting laid.yes. i just admitted that online. eh. i haven't gotten laid in a while. i've actually turned down sex 3 times in the last couple months for various reasons (fat chick, complications w/ a freind, skanky chick). i could care less anymore. i'd just like to find someone nice for myself, i'm over the screwing random girls stage in my life. and locust are great for freaking people out. you have to be sure to mention the song titles before you play some, like halo of pubic hair and earwax, is that a halfie in your pocket, 23 lubed up schitzophrantics, and who wants a dose of the clap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtw88 Posted April 18, 2008 Author Share Posted April 18, 2008 the person across the hall from me was going at it with some random guy so hard that his balls slapping off her woke me up one saturday. Epic lulz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew13 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 she broke up with her bf halfway though the semester, and fucked 3 chicks and 8 guys in a few weeks. my roommate and i were keeping a count of who walked by with her before we'd hear them going at it. the chick was hot as hell though. if i had the chance, i deffinatly would've. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamitekid Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 I had an upstairs neighbor who had sex every sunday at 8am which I thought was annoying because we had thin walls. so to get my revenge, I mounted my speakers to the roof of my apartment and set the alarm to start playing this compilation I made of sleazy music and songs about sex at 8:05 and left for the weekend. what did this great compilation contain? I think it had stuff like fuck her gently, barry white, boys 2 men(i'll make love to you), fat bottomed girl and some porn sounding music i found. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggiesized Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 I used to have a roommate that was a man whore. He had at least 4 chicks a week. A few of them sounded hilarious when they were getting banged out. My fave was the one that could only scream "Oh Shit!". Over and over again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtw88 Posted April 18, 2008 Author Share Posted April 18, 2008 The girl next door just screams "Oh God!" repeatedly. It almost sounds like she's praying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest scriptedrain Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 I got nothing for a fucking week after the 10 Mexicans who live in the one room next to our bedroom started giggling when we were finished one night. Now I gotta screw like a ninja. honestly, i would've been giggling, too. If you were the fuckee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skanknsmile Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Moving into a house, you really don't hear any neighbors having sex, but roommates on the other hand, that's a different story. It actually becomes a fun game every now and then as well. One weekend my roommate and myself have girls coming into town and it became a battle to see who could hear who. It's quite fun. The only time it sucks is if one of your roommates is gettin' some and you aren't, then you just have to sit through it or watch tv or watch porn and feel alone. and p.s., did anyone else find this: I'd kill to hear anyone having sex right now just a bit too creepy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew13 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 maybe he's a necro. that's one way to keep people from hearing you having sex. do it with a corpse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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