jacketscience

Hello!
 
You may or may not remember the tapes, lathe, and other weird shit Very Middle put out last year but FINALLY some new things are happening.
 
New LP will be out July 9th 2017. Includes a nice and weird zine and perhaps some other surprises.
 
verymiddle.bandcamp.com
 
Here is a press release:
 
"Everything shits. Covered in the deep shit dirge awakens the 2169 AD smash power hit MYSTERY LP including scorching guitar solos and other sounds that are sure to give you an ear infection. Worst new music. They should of joined a PR team like all the other indie bands. Death is scrolling. Bound to disappoint. Extreme positivism."
 
NYC area shows to follow ...

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OOOOook Ok, no Penny on the bonus tape, but there will be some Very Middle stuff on there that's sort of a mystery I think!
 
I'm gonna ship these fuckin' things tomorrow!

OOOOook Ok, no Penny on the bonus tape, but there will be some Very Middle stuff on there that's sort of a mystery I think!
 
I'm gonna ship these fuckin' things tomorrow!

OOOOook Ok, no Penny on the bonus tape, but there will be some Very Middle stuff on there that's sort of a mystery I think!
 
I'm gonna ship these fuckin' things tomorrow!

I've been told that the lathes are almost done and the guy is printing the labels and such, so I think he's still on track for the end of this month. If need me to ship to a different address, just hit me up thru Bandcamp and I will send your stuff wherever. Also someone told me that those there cassettes are a seeeeeecret unmarked split tape with my other band Penny, which is fronted by my secret live band bass player, although this is top secret information that she may or may not want leaked. Secret. I will put some in to whatever lathe orders there are hehehehehehehhehg. Also I still haven't played a live show so I technically don't even have a "live band" HEH oh god I'm so bitter and old ......

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Wanna know what it would sound like if I played a show in my living room to no one, and then subsequently butchered my own songs for 15 minutes? Well I did, recorded it poorly, and here is a Dropbox link to the sad mp3 of said event. Some small parts cut out because my mic has been fuckin up lately.
 
This is "show 1" of the Very Middle Spring Tour 2016 lol:
 
https://www.dropbox.com/s/w3symvqgfhe7gc3/springtourshow1lol.mp3?dl=0
 

Wow my grammar in that previous post is bad. The test cut I have is black, but I think the 10 actual cuts will be clear?
 
When I get a lil' more info to throw together, I'm going to put a pre-order up for 11$ (free shipping) which will include the record and a 6x6 inch mini canvas painting that will be thrown in the sleeve. The painting will be a series of 10 paintings called "10 Paintings of Fruit 2016" that will be 10 paintings of the same group of fruits. Each record out of 10 will get a paiting out of 10. I will think of other fun things to put in with each order as well. To clairfy, this is not a fruit-themed record.
 
I'll let you know when that time comes soon ANDY AND $40   you ain't gonna miss out!

I just got in a test cut from Audio Geography. The record feels nice and hefty, and the audio is quality is very agreeable. I would say for the lo-fi quality of the stuff I'm putting on it, it sounds really nice. The loudness is also on par with other non-lathe records I have.

I just got in a test cut from Audio Geography. The record feels nice and hefty, and the audio is quality is very agreeable. I would say for the lo-fi quality of the stuff I'm putting on it, it sounds really nice. The loudness is also on par with other non-lathe records I have.

Ok soooo, I wanna poll ya'll to see what you kind folks would prefer as a sort of package!
 
$20 - Lathe cut 7 inch and T-shirt (it'll be a nice front and back screen print!)
 
Orrrr.....
 
$10 - Just the record and a unique lil square painting that will fit inside the sleeve or something to that extant (there's only gonna be 10 so each one will be unique).

It is! But ..... I don't know why/how Bandcamp emailed you about it? It's not "out" yet on my page.
 
Looks like it has inadvertently secretly been announced lollol
 
But yeah I'm still trying to figure out what I want to do with those songs, since getting any lathes cut before next month is looking slim. I might just release them .. I might not ..........

Thank you all.
 
Ya'll are great I'm going to ship the 6 orders so far out on Mooooonday (if all goes according to plan FINGURES CROX).

Thank you all.
 
Ya'll are great I'm going to ship the 6 orders so far out on Mooooonday (if all goes according to plan FINGURES CROX).

Thank you all.
 
Ya'll are great I'm going to ship the 6 orders so far out on Mooooonday (if all goes according to plan FINGURES CROX).

I'm currently makin' an ep tape that I will be including for free with a purchase of a shitty t-shirt I made. There's 10 and they're $10. I'll probably put some other weird stuff in each package too ... like some weird drawings or a lil zine or somethin ...