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And now I just bought a groupon for laser hair removal. Most important $150 I've ever spent.

I FINALLY GOT AN ACTUAL NOT-WORK-FROM-HOME JOB!!!!!!!! THAT'S STEADIER THAN SELLING BEER AT FOOTBALL GAMES!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! EXCLAMATION POINT!!!!!!!!

I have an awesome wife, and we have an awesome girlfriend. Y'all should be so lucky.

I'm declaring "dude" to be a gender neutral term.

Jesus, why can't I get to bed?

Just made $120-ish dollars driving for Uber. Now to resist the urge to spend it all on rekkids.

My girlfriend is awesome.

My wife can't walk softly at all. It sounds like she's stomping around upstairs constantly.

Nail color: Drive Logo Pink.

So distracted, I just took ALL my pills for the day without thinking. Wow.

The Lawrence Arms are 2 for 2 in terms of being the kiddo's sleep soundtrack today. ("today" being a very loose definition of the word, as I just put her down.)

the least i can say is this license suspenson has yeilded a song.

There is no reason for my back to hurt this much.

This baby's sleep schedule is so far thrown off that it's in another COUNTRY'S time zone... Shit...

Today was a rough day. Fucking Hell, it was a rough day.

Told the manager at the pizza place I deliver that I was transgender. TOld me if anyone give me shit, to tell him, and they're gone. Nice to know your boss is supportive to a hefty degree like that. Hope i don't have to do that.

Woodchuck Chocolate Cider. So good.