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  1. sjb2k1
    yeah you're gonna need to keep us posted on this one, haha
  2. sjb2k1
    i would love to read an example of a crazy FB status also the cops will investigate her either way
  3. sjb2k1
    the realtor i met with on monday said she'd have comparable home sales figures for me by wednesday and it is now friday. i emailed her. it bothers me that i had to do that. if there's more than 4 unread pages i just skip to the end.
  4. sjb2k1
    like being antiqued, but with ashes!
  5. sjb2k1
    NOOOOOOOO what do you do?
  6. sjb2k1
    jhook you deal with things i would not ever want to deal with
  7. sjb2k1
    why the fuck would you shit in the urinal WHY then again i've seen all kinds of horrors in women's bathrooms.
  8. sjb2k1
    i really thought your name was Allison. krabapple? i've been calling her crandall!
  9. sjb2k1
    i would buy soooo many nike 6.0 if i had the money love them shoes
  10. sjb2k1
    I love this sorry, literally could not help myself
  11. sjb2k1
    nah i'm talking about leaving some room between you and the car in front of you while driving, like on the highway. cannot tell you how many times i've been following at a safe distance and had cars come up and cut me off and dart into the "space"
  12. sjb2k1
    oh my god people here in NC just have no damn clue how four way/three way stops work. and god forbid a traffic light is out...few weeks ago i was waiting to turn left (had a blinking red) and this lady driving on the cross road (blinking yellow) just stopped. had no idea what she was supposed to do.
  13. sjb2k1
    i don't even like tea but i want that
  14. sjb2k1
    -not using turn signals -being in a turn only lane (that even has a traffic light arrow for it!) and not turning because they're going straight through, and making me miss my light. -going too slow in the left lane -not using turn signals -two cars going the same speed on a two lane road so all of us behind them are trapped -people clearly texting and driving -people who get into the safety space i've left between myself and the car in front of me - just because it is car sized does not mean your car is supposed to go there -not using your fucking turn signals
  15. sjb2k1
    yes also this
  16. sjb2k1
    when you get home please watch spaceballs it is the greatest
  17. sjb2k1
    yes, exactly this. if you really feel like you should help her out, ask what brand of diapers or whatever else she claims she needs. then get those for her, instead of just giving her cash.
  18. sjb2k1
    damn that's scary
  19. sjb2k1
    allergic to weed? turrible.
  20. sjb2k1
    wasps and hornets are the devil
  21. sjb2k1
    who is baby boomerangutan damn these new usernames and avatars!
  22. sjb2k1
    hey guys copeland, jack white, and spraynard have all announced new material and it is real and not april fools lady friend bought me copeland as a birthdaversary gift (my bday was sunday and our 3 year anniversary was yesterday) and she is just really the greatest also it's 80 degrees here for the rest of the week tis glorious and i hope you are all having the same experience
  23. sjb2k1
    it's easy as shit to feel out the figures you want. posted this in the simpsons thread but just feel for something distinct, marge's hair, bart's skateboard, nelson's bat, burns' inanimate carbon rod, etc
  24. sjb2k1
    you guysssss girlfriend is taking a red eye tonight and will be here by 9:30 tomorrow morninggggg :)
  25. sjb2k1
    hmm if it's the simpsons it'd be laramie cigarettes. what i remember from the old timey ad from that was something like "i don't know what's in 'em but i can't stop smokin' em"
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