nobodybrokeurheart

I think i could've had a lady threesome over the weekend. but i was drunk and tired.

ABC store lead sales associate & waitin' tables.

My mans got 2 jobs! I ain't gotta work

.....me?

Was trying to come up with a new AIM screen name in... 2003? and my girlfriend at the time was like "uhhhhh idk, you need something that screams nicky"

tada.

where's firehouse subs!

No Last Days of April?

i want tongue cat!! He reminds me of every "goofy" cartoon character that existed in my childhood

I need helping picking out my glasses!!!

 

Putting them under a spoiler because I don't want my face blowing up this thread.

 

Pair one: 

 

 

Pair two:

 

Pair three: 

 

 

 

 

BONUS ROUND: These glasses were pretty awful.

 

pair 3

 

what i did on my day off today. because internetz.

what is the names of all these so i can google everyone

MINUS GRUMPY CAT OF COURSE

Not fair!  There's an italian place across the street but they appear to have 0 gf options.  I think it's a sushi lunch day again.

zero girlfriend options

same as my life

womp womp wompppppp

I ate Taco Bell because of the taco thread. But that was after I left work at a pizzeria.

VClyfe

Shark weeeeeeeek hurrrrrrrrty!!!

the western part of Virginia got almost 2 feet of snow yesterday,  and more expected tonight.   gonna be a blast snowboarding tomorrow.  

where you go dude? Massanutten?

red lobster

bitches loooooooove cheddar bay bizkits.

Logan what did you do all day before you joined VC?

...tumblr? twitter?

not trying to be rude just genuinely curious.

☾ Nicky ☾

 

A fire hand means you're energetic and love to constantly be on the go. You tend to be on the impatient side, especially because you feel as though you need variety in your life. 

 

Your heart line falls right between your index and middle finger, which means you will have an successful love life. However, there are quite a few circles, marks, and breaks on your heart line...so things may be rough on the way there. Circles will indicate times of sadness/depression, while marks and breaks will denote emotional trauma. 

 

The head line shows that you are creative and have a short attention span. You have multiple crosses in the beginning, so you'll have a lot of big decisions to make in your lifetime. Your head line also splits into two, so at one point life might pull you in two different directions. Both of these decisions don't seem negative, so follow what feels right! 

 

Your life line says that you have quite a bit of energy though you are easily influenced by others. However you are strong and enthusiastic. You have a few marks crossing your life line, which will show any major changes in your life style.

i can't debunk or argue with anything you said.... dayum logan

Umm if it's the tattoo on your arm that says love always? Or something like that

nah dawg. though that is a nada surf song. i gots lyrics on my shoulder.

I have lyrics on me aswell. Ain't gunna say what, but it's the tattoo I regret the most. (Which says something)

trade pix?

i have lyrics too.

doooo meee. idk if cell phone pix 'gon work tho.

right

left, my thumb is weird cuz i was born with an extra thumb coming out of it.

i had my palm read once.

lady said "the fellas... they really like you, lots of fellas, but youuu don't like the fellas so much"

i was all WTF. this seriously happened.

the fight promoters twitter is hilarious

is that like planking?

from urban dictionary:

Boob

I'm seeeew mature for my age.. (Lieeess)

you're the exception.

if you're super out of shape start with wii fit. i swear by it. best way to ease back into being physically active without making you hate working out.