nobodybrokeurheart

Oh yeah... Forgot about that...

Came up with that when it was just me madie Katherine and Tianna

We have a legit collective going on now

I vote thread title change.

I would like to just say I more then likely have the craziest ex of all time. But im not going to get into it because it will never stop.

Curiosity pique'd!!

Just put it in that thread by that guy asking what to do with the goodwill turntable he just bought

That'd be mean

It would. However I think Internet relationships with little to no chance of having an actual relationship in person are dumb.

I feel like people agreeing to these types of relationships are under a mutual understanding of "this is just for now until I find somebody here or you come here" or maybe you'll just be catfish'd.

yes but if the opportunity for you to get laid arises you wont be gettin any

That's when you text this person you only know from the Internet and say "hey sorry. Breaking up. Kthx." And then getttttttttt itttttttt.

How do we summon hipster to this thread?

Be careful, declare a VC crush one day, and the next thing you know you're in a long distance relationship.

Already not getting laid anyway. Bring it on.

I just saw that photo and I was like "aw he's really cute!"

Srsly. I'd be his little spoon no problem.

Based on HipsterAsFolk's latest instagasm, I am going to declare him as my one and only VC dude crush.

This thread has made me really really want to motorboat someone with gigantic bewbs right now.

Damn. What're the side effects. And if I ask my mom for birth control she's gunna be like wtf. Also, you have to take this shit like everyday?

DUDE! My mom would be stoked. And she would not give me the pill due to desire for grandchildren and both her daughters being homo. I am her only hope.

So madie, your birth control, how expensive is it? I want to not have lady time.

I laughed hard at this. I like to throw things I to girls cleavage who are sittin across from me at restraunts because I'm mature

Ditto. They asking for it.

Yeah my boobs are alright. I didn't realize madie and Logan's were fucking huge tho. #IntoIt #NOToverit

And me and Tianna were just discussing boobs the other night. Little boobs are hot too T!

Hey don't get me wrong.

 

I do occasionally have casual sex with a duder. Like... once a year... Shit happens. But i have never everrrrrr let a dude not wrap his shit up.

 

I am horrified of the children/nasty whatever you may be carrying in your dong.

 

But lol no, i do not and will not ever use any kind of lesbian protection. That shit is dumb. And I do not bang random bar girls so I think i'm good to go.

 

And Ryan, i'm glad you're wrapping it up and being honest with these chicks.

 

Someone else said it, but sometimes i feel like people don't know how to have a casual/sexual relationship with other people.

Just be honest and forward. "we are having this sex. plz do not contact me tomorrow. cool? thx. I'll see ya when i see ya"

The world would be a much happier place if everyone made sure whoever they were about to bang was on the same page with them prior to the bang.

I honestly don't even know what those are... But it's probably not worth using. I do t have sex with nasty girls. Problem solved!

 

yeah seriously. wtf was that scott? haha.

 

and how many people ever actually use dental dams? c'mon! if she's/he's sketchy, don't put your face there.

 

and thanks for introducing me to finger condoms.... so much lol.

i missed a lot while i was partying and doing homework and shit. working my way thru 10 pages.

 

Damn, I'm pretty sure I'm like 5'10..

 

Didn't see that coming. Guess we'll never 69.   which i assumed we would do immediately upon meeting each other.

 

jesus, and here I thought I could be the little spoon to nicky's big.

Girl I still be big spoonin.  Madie>Nicky>Tianna

Slumber party is still on.

 

 

Now with Tianna and Nicky announcing their heights, I'm PRETTY SURE we can recreate the fellowship of the ring.

Double Wut.

 

 

Fuck her in our idiot brother. its all about Rashida Jones

I'm weirdly watching Our Idiot Brother for the first time right now... Half way through. I want to see more Rashida! Less Zoey cheating with the peen!

YEAH! i'm 5'2!

I did bad things to someone's food today because they were super shitty. I've never done this but it felt great.

 

......go on...

and then i ate this

 

 

i ate a banana

http://www.ebay.com/itm/BOYS-NIGHT-OUT-vinyl-MAKE-YOURSELF-SICK-300-coheed-alexisonfire-saosin-bled-afi-/400649862293?_trksid=p2047675.l2557&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEWAX%3AIT&nma=true&si=8JtWm4g4wBCwDm94yDNfp10js90%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc

Late to the convo. My first raw was when mick foley came back and was revealed to be the new commissioner in DC. I was in nosebleed seats but good lord I was excited.

here it is!

I don't think you can send posters by media mail...

I bet they just send it back to you. And I bet it takes a long time.