dante3000 Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Get boiling hot water for my tea and dunk a rice crispy square in it. Then I pretended I'm in 15th Century Spain and I'm trying to convince the Rice Crispy square to convert to Christianity. Anyone else to strange (yet unnoticed) shit at work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 i shit standing up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 I like to sit on my hand until it falls asleep and then masturbate under my desk. It's called "the stranger". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 sometimes i hide under ronnie's desk and pleasure him after he sits on his hand... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lechevre Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Uh, kinda work related, I noticed whenever something bad happens at work somehow I end up buying guitar strings. I don't know it's weird. Once I leave, I end up at a music store and usually when paying am like Fuck, how the hell did I get here ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest conoley Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 I take extended bathroom breaks to read on the toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 I take extended bathroom breaks to read on the toilet. I take extended bathroom breaks to use my sidekick on the toilet. If I'm ever talking to you on AIM while at work, there's a good chance I'm taking a huge dump whilst doing so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skanknsmile Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Whenever a shitty band is coming through town (three doors down, cross canadian ragweed, paramore, etc..) we keep tallies of how many times we get asked the same questions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest falloutcollapse Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Whenever a shitty band is coming through town (three doors down, cross canadian ragweed, paramore, etc..) we keep tallies of how many times we get asked the same questions What do you mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericxthexred Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 I take extended bathroom breaks to read on the toilet. I take extended bathroom breaks to use my sidekick on the toilet. If I'm ever talking to you on AIM while at work, there's a good chance I'm taking a huge dump whilst doing so. me too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 i shit standing up. so do the french Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borf Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Well, a couple years ago I was taking extended bathroom breaks to bump oxy...but im over that shit and today at work I took my shoes off, drank beer, and flew a kite. Hahahaha Ive got the best job EVER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skanknsmile Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Whenever a shitty band is coming through town (three doors down, cross canadian ragweed, paramore, etc..) we keep tallies of how many times we get asked the same questions What do you mean? Take Paramore for example. they were playing with Jimmy Eat World. We would keep tallies for how many times they asked who was playing with them. Keep a tally for how many times they asked for the ticket price, where the venue was, etc. The only reason is because these are all given out in radio promotions, fliers and tv commercials. It basically became a "how dumb are you" scoreboards for the city of Lubbock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
counterfiction Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 i see how long i can tolerate the customers. then i put on Converge/Sunn/Wolves In The Throne Room/Boris or whatever and see how long they can tolerate the music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickheitman Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 I like to shit on my hand until it gets sticky and then masturbate under my desk. It's called "the smeller". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtz Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Well, a couple years ago I was taking extended bathroom breaks to bump oxy...but im over that shit and today at work I took my shoes off, drank beer, and flew a kite. Hahahaha Ive got the best job EVER. where do you work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest conoley Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 I just took an extended dump break so I could finish reading the Adventures of Tam Sawyer. Huck Finn is up next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 I was bored in a lecture today, so I said I was off to the toilet and went and sat in my car for an hour and a half listening to Look What I Did and thinking "I wonder if I could rub one out without anyone passing by noticing" then I went back for the end of the class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickheitman Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 I wonder if I could rub one out without anyone passing by noticing. glad i'm not the only one who thinks this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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