heavyheavylowlow Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 My brother just told me he got engaged a few weeks ago (which pisses me off, we live together, and it took him that long to tell me). Anyway, in all seriousness, anyone know how I can get this shit stopped, he's only 21, and has known this bitch about 3 weeks, and she's really fucking short and to be honest... kind of like a gremlin. I don't want to watch him throw half his stuff away when it ends in a divorce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattramone Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 My brother just told me he got engaged a few weeks ago (which pisses me off, we live together, and it took him that long to tell me).Anyway, in all seriousness, anyone know how I can get this shit stopped, he's only 21, and has known this bitch about 3 weeks, and she's really fucking short and to be honest... kind of like a gremlin. I don't want to watch him throw half his stuff away when it ends in a divorce. Hire a private eye gigilo to seduce her and then provide evidence to your brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayeffscene Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Feed her after midnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 lol 'she's really fucking short' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted October 5, 2008 Author Share Posted October 5, 2008 He's like 6'3" and she's like 5'1" they look rediculous together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monk0nuggets Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Hire a hitman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Have sex with her. Or him. Either one should work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 this is what you do.... one day, when he's at work or out of the house or something, take half of everything he owns and put it all in your room or someplace he can't/won't find it right away. when he asks what the fuck happened, be like "yeah, it's fucking stupid to lose half of your shit for no reason, isn't it? well your short gremlin of a girlfriend is going to do the exact same thing within the next 2 years, except when you ask what the fuck happened, she's not going to give it all back to you. you need to dump this bitch." end scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclz Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 so they've been dating for 3 weeks and got engaged 2 weeks ago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 ^^ haha i was actually thinking that too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattramone Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 ^^ haha i was actually thinking that too Someone needs a green card! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 interesting... didn't even think of that. is the gremlin a foreigner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted October 5, 2008 Author Share Posted October 5, 2008 3 or 4 weeks that i've known, since he broke up with his last girlfriend in about february we hardly talk. He reckons they've known each other since they were 15, but I've never seen her before and I know most of his friends pretty well. on a side note, that nicking half his stuff idea is both hilarious and ingenious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monk0nuggets Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 this is what you do....one day, when he's at work or out of the house or something, take half of everything he owns and put it all in your room or someplace he can't/won't find it right away. when he asks what the fuck happened, be like "yeah, it's fucking stupid to lose half of your shit for no reason, isn't it? well your short gremlin of a girlfriend is going to do the exact same thing within the next 2 years, except when you ask what the fuck happened, she's not going to give it all back to you. you need to dump this bitch." end scene. hahahaha.....amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted October 5, 2008 Author Share Posted October 5, 2008 Pretty certain she's English, he's just always been incredibly insecure and will cling to any sign of affection and her, well she's punching miles above her weight to be honest... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 i'm crazy like a fox.... that shit will work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 leave this thread open on your computer so your friend/his fiancee can see it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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