pjaicomo Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 If he made out with her vagina, it would totally still work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 TOTALLY true. we need to figure this shit out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjaicomo Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morgan Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 no sex, he's still a virgin. i guess he did get down her pants though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 i guess that makes things better? still you gotta lose this girl though. "i was drunk" is no excuse. and that dude is NOT your friend. i'm sure you've already come to realize that, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanketbyday Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 i wasn't with her because i was in florida and everybody else was in ct at my friends house party i would've been at.what he was getting back at me for is stupid. i visited him at work with friends and he asked if we could get him after he was done. i said we could and went shopping for last minute christmas stuff with them. on the way back it was bumper to bumper traffic so we were running late and got off the highway to go back roads. then my friends wanted to stop at taco bell, then they insisted on going inside to eat while i was like "hey guys, we're already 5 minutes late.". i texted him saying what happened and he got mad. so when we finally got back to our town i had everybody get in my car to go get him because the other driver changed his mind on getting him. when i got there 30 minutes late he wouldn't answer any of my calls. i had my friend call him and he answer all pissed off. even though he knew i wasn't the one driving i guess it was my fault? he was really pissed off about it the days after it happened when people were like "why are you mad at him?" ALSO, i guess people were asking him all night "what the fuck are you doing man? you're trying to do the shittiest thing ever." and it was his plan all night. this kid is obviously some ankle biting Charlatan, kick his ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 nice use of Charlatan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Top serious dude. Kick his fucking ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyperinactive Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Use a weapon. It will be easier and do more damage. Hit him with a wrench and then put your balls on his tongue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reachforthesky Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 kick his ass for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grammarpolice Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 i wasn't with her because i was in florida and everybody else was in ct at my friends house party i would've been at.what he was getting back at me for is stupid. i visited him at work with friends and he asked if we could get him after he was done. i said we could and went shopping for last minute christmas stuff with them. on the way back it was bumper to bumper traffic so we were running late and got off the highway to go back roads. then my friends wanted to stop at taco bell, then they insisted on going inside to eat while i was like "hey guys, we're already 5 minutes late.". i texted him saying what happened and he got mad. so when we finally got back to our town i had everybody get in my car to go get him because the other driver changed his mind on getting him. when i got there 30 minutes late he wouldn't answer any of my calls. i had my friend call him and he answer all pissed off. even though he knew i wasn't the one driving i guess it was my fault? he was really pissed off about it the days after it happened when people were like "why are you mad at him?" ALSO, i guess people were asking him all night "what the fuck are you doing man? you're trying to do the shittiest thing ever." and it was his plan all night. Wait, wait, wait. You are telling me that your BEST friend fucked your girlfriend (why did she fuck him?) because you were 30 minutes late picking him up from work?! You better kill this guy because he is a fucking psycho, and he is probably going to end up killing you. Talk about a disproportionate response. If he had yelled at you it would have been outrageous. Right. That is insanely vindictive for such a small inconvenience (not even a true fucking-over). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 grammar police, i'm not sure if you should be allowed to post if you're not making any corrections. i'll let it slide this time, but don't let it happen again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goraiders Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 grammar police, i'm not sure if you should be allowed to post if you're not making any corrections. i'll let it slide this time, but don't let it happen again... i bet he's just fogetting to log back into the normal account Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 yeah, i figured that, too, which is why i didn't smite him for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjaicomo Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 At this point it's a little too late to be busting heads. I mean, if you really wanted to do that you should have done it soon after you found out. What are you going to do? Get all mad and drive to his work (where you will probably be 30 min late) then beat him up? He will probably get back at you by heavy petting your next girlfriend. Are you dumping her for sure? You need to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grammarpolice Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 grammar police, i'm not sure if you should be allowed to post if you're not making any corrections. i'll let it slide this time, but don't let it happen again... i bet he's just fogetting to log back into the normal account That's exactly what happened, and I almost fucked up again by posting this reply under my regular username. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grammarpolice Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 grammar police, i'm not sure if you should be allowed to post if you're not making any corrections. i'll let it slide this time, but don't let it happen again... I'm not sure you should be allowed to post if you keep up with this lack of capitalization. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 capital letters are for suckers and 14 yE@r oLd GiRlZ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johntx Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Dump your girlfriend via text message or online, then next time you see her spit beer in her face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Get your girlfriend drunk and invite him over. Video tape the sexual encounter and send it to her family. Then beat the shit out of your friend with a rubber hose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benchwarmer Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 i wasn't with her because i was in florida and everybody else was in ct at my friends house party i would've been at.what he was getting back at me for is stupid. i visited him at work with friends and he asked if we could get him after he was done. i said we could and went shopping for last minute christmas stuff with them. on the way back it was bumper to bumper traffic so we were running late and got off the highway to go back roads. then my friends wanted to stop at taco bell, then they insisted on going inside to eat while i was like "hey guys, we're already 5 minutes late.". i texted him saying what happened and he got mad. so when we finally got back to our town i had everybody get in my car to go get him because the other driver changed his mind on getting him. when i got there 30 minutes late he wouldn't answer any of my calls. i had my friend call him and he answer all pissed off. even though he knew i wasn't the one driving i guess it was my fault? he was really pissed off about it the days after it happened when people were like "why are you mad at him?" ALSO, i guess people were asking him all night "what the fuck are you doing man? you're trying to do the shittiest thing ever." and it was his plan all night. Talk about a disproportionate response. If he had yelled at you it would have been outrageous. THIS!!! haha, wow, fuck that guy. you were doing him a favor, you were late, so he sexed up your girlfriend? fuck both of them. jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swankymodes Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 If you are under 25 or so, and think you can win, beat his ass. He'll learn a valuable lesson if you kick the shit out of him. You'll be doing him a favor in a way. If you are older, don't bother. It's too much trouble, just move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Sounds like he just wanted in your girls pants. I wouldn't think you would need such a drama queen for a friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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