casey Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Semi retarded cowboy stumble upon a giant bag of money. A serial killer hitman who is likely retarded judging by his haircut is dispatched to retrieve the money. The cowboy goes on the run with the money. All the while, a possibly retarded sheriff is investigating the case. Everyone dies but the serial killer. No Country for Old Men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 A guy who likes the ocean goes on the hunt for a huge shark. Some people are making a documentary about the adventure. The dude finds out he has a son, who later dies in a helicopter crash. They also encounter pirates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Two naked dudes show up out of nowhere. One tries to kill some lady, the other knocks her up. Other dude gets pissed and kills the one guy and then tries to kill the lady again, but she crushes him in some factory. terminator! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 hitman who says his only friend is a house plant starts hangs out with little girl after her dysfunctional family gets murdered by a corrupt DEA agent, he teaches her hitman skills so she can avenge the death of her little brother the only member of her family she cared about. she helps him learn how to read. little girl is also in love with the hitman and tells him so. more stuff happens resulting in hitman killing the DEA agent and himself in an explosion of grenades to save the little girl and his plant, also he finally tells the little girl he loves her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted April 17, 2009 Author Share Posted April 17, 2009 hitman who says his only friend is a house plant starts hangs out with little girl after her dysfunctional family gets murdered by a corrupt DEA agent, he teaches her hitman skills so she can avenge the death of her little brother the only member of her family she cared about. she helps him learn how to read. little girl is also in love with the hitman and tells him so. more stuff happens resulting in hitman killing the DEA agent and himself in an explosion of grenades to save the little girl and his plant, also he finally tells the little girl he loves her. I think these are literally the entire plots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 s'what? it's missing some stuff.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Guy owns a record store, is kind of a bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bryneyancey Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 A guy who likes the ocean goes on the hunt for a huge shark. Some people are making a documentary about the adventure. The dude finds out he has a son, who later dies in a helicopter crash. They also encounter pirates. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bryneyancey Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Dude's rich, dude kills a bunch of people (and a dog) in horrifyingly grotesque ways, eats some brains and goes batshit. Or he may have imagined it all; it's hard to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Some people get on a boat, a poor dude ends up painting a rich chick naked, just about everyone dies, a diamond gets thrown into the ocean 80 years later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Some people get on a boat, a poor dude ends up painting a rich chick naked, just about everyone dies, a diamond gets thrown into the ocean 80 years later. Titanic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted April 17, 2009 Author Share Posted April 17, 2009 Some people get on a boat, a poor dude ends up painting a rich chick naked, just about everyone dies, a diamond gets thrown into the ocean 80 years later. Prefer, Old women forgoes memories of family and loved ones to recall the time she fucked a bum on a boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Guy owns a record store, is kind of a bastard. High Fidelity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted April 17, 2009 Author Share Posted April 17, 2009 Man undermines the entire base of the largest church on earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Man undermines the entire base of the largest church on earth. The DaVinci Code Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 TWO-PARTER: 1. Dude dies, is carried around by two other dudes. 2. Dude's still dead, is still being carried around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted April 17, 2009 Author Share Posted April 17, 2009 TWO-PARTER:1. Dude dies, is carried around by two other dudes. 2. Dude's still dead, is still being carried around. The greatest duo of films ever, Weekend at Bernie! I also would have gone with, two friends dabble in necrophilia for fun and profit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Dude goes to Mars. Or maybe he dreams he goes to Mars. Whatever, I stopped watching after the three-tittied stripper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtw88 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Total Recall. Probably my favorite Arnold movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Total Recall. Probably my favorite Arnold movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thechuckdiezel Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Dude's rich, dude kills a bunch of people (and a dog) in horrifyingly grotesque ways, eats some brains and goes batshit. Or he may have imagined it all; it's hard to know. Just started reading this thread I like it and this is American Pyscho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thechuckdiezel Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Kid is a little bitch and gets beat up at school Parents are divorced seems to enjoy dad better meets little girl who rocks his socks murders happen women ignites after surviving a grisly attack in town little girl gets creepy boy learns morse code runs way with girl in box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 let the right one in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kellyjanice Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 these guys live in a shitty place where there are a ton of religious people. the guys meet some girls, do some drugs even though one dude didn't even know it and then his friend sells out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 slc punk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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