punkrudeboy Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 I'm so fnkin wastd shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dutchrudder Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 its all an act Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whateverrrr Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 <3. me too. &i have class in four hours. and a dude from my class is sleeping on my loveseat. hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 I'm so fnkin wastd shit Giant cheetohs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostatsea Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 call the drunk dial hotline! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lydiawesome Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 call the drunk dial hotline! I did this once! I don't know if it was intelligible enough to be funny though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 call the drunk dial hotline! I did this once! I don't know if it was intelligible enough to be funny though. if it's unintelligible it's funny. the less sense anyone makes the funnier it is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkrudeboy Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 after 4 beers, 4 shots of jack, and 1 1/2 Irish root beers I have no idea how i managed to even log on here last night... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circlingvultures Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 after 4 beers, 4 shots of jack, and 1 1/2 Irish root beers I have no idea how i managed to even log on here last night... my god. I wish that's all it took to get me drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dutchrudder Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 after 4 beers, 4 shots of jack, and 1 1/2 Irish root beers I have no idea how i managed to even log on here last night... lightweight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkrudeboy Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 It's been like over a year since ive really drank. Did its work i guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tobinownlife Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 I completely blacked out the other night at a show. I think I said some really stupid shit to a friend, some of it probably too personal, and then I woke up on my floor at home. I have a DUI right now and my diversion is finished in August. Needless to say, I felt like beating the shit out of myself. I don't know how I didn't get pulled over. Lawrence (KU) is going ape shit on alcohol policies because some idiot drank himself to death here for missing his lacrosse game. I'm so sick of hearing about this guy. It sucks, but it's being drilled into us via the media that we need to drink less because this guy had like 12+ beers, margaritas, and whiskey. His dad wanted a criminal investigation. He did it to himself man; policies wouldn't have stopped that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkrudeboy Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 I completely blacked out the other night at a show. I think I said some really stupid shit to a friend, some of it probably too personal, and then I woke up on my floor at home. I have a DUI right now and my diversion is finished in August. Needless to say, I felt like beating the shit out of myself. I don't know how I didn't get pulled over. Lawrence (KU) is going ape shit on alcohol policies because some idiot drank himself to death here for missing his lacrosse game. I'm so sick of hearing about this guy. It sucks, but it's being drilled into us via the media that we need to drink less because this guy had like 12+ beers, margaritas, and whiskey. His dad wanted a criminal investigation. He did it to himself man; policies wouldn't have stopped that. I've blacked out a few times at other peoples houses and such. I'd wake up and pretty much not remember what happened for 5 hours or so. Thats never fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tobinownlife Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Woke up topless on my couch at one point. That made me worry a bit, might have been the lowest I've been in a while. Anyone else ever peed somewhere besides a toilet and not known about it until someone said something a few days later. I had to aim one of my friends once. He got up off the couch, walked to the corner, unzipped, this is when I ran up to try to wake him. He just goes, "Dude, I'm just trying to take a piss" and I just aimed him towards a place I could clean with more ease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 One night I crashed at my mom's house and peed on her bedroom door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Also, I took a bunch of Thorazine one time and peed in a coffee maker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattstrike Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 One of the reasons I loved living in my van was that I never had to drive drunk. Just hopped on the loft and passed out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whateverrrr Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 I took my pants completely off to pee on a semi-busy street in northern Chicago this past fall. I can't even count how many times I've peed in downtown Detroit. (not that it even matters there). I've peed in a shower at this huge commune type house (also in their backyard). I've fallen out of the bathroom without my pants on, I didn't pee though, thank god. I don't know, I guess it's more depressing when you start saying all these things together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lydiawesome Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Sometimes I wish I had a dick so that I could pee in fun places too. On New Year's Day, about 2 years ago now, I heard was this horrible screeching and commotion while we're (girlfriends and I) SO drunk trying to change to go to bed. It's like 5am or something. We run out of my room into the hall half naked and stumbling around because we thought some real shit was goin' down. Turns out my roommate's brother walked into the middle of the hall, peed on the carpet near the towel cabinet, then, proceeded to walk back into his brother's room and peed on the bed, carpet and desk. The frightening noises and thuds were my roommate wailing/whining about why his brother would do such a thing, and trying trying to throw his brother into his bathtub while he resisted and said he wanted to go back to the bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 I took my pants completely off to pee on a semi-busy street in northern Chicago this past fall.I can't even count how many times I've peed in downtown Detroit. (not that it even matters there). I've peed in a shower at this huge commune type house (also in their backyard). I've fallen out of the bathroom without my pants on, I didn't pee though, thank god. I don't know, I guess it's more depressing when you start saying all these things together. That's why I put mine in two separate posts. If I listed all the dumb/funny things I've done drunk or on drugs, I could hit White Whale status before sundown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whateverrrr Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Those are just about me peeing. hahah I didn't even begin to tell the times of falling off of roofs, tripping in train stations, police encounters, etc, etc. We should make a drunk stories data-base. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 We should make a drunk stories data-base. Done and done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whateverrrr Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 love you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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