whateverrrr

heyyyyyy<3! It's been a while since I've been around because it's rare I am able to steal internet because of stupid passwords that have been implemented. On Sunday, I only work until 1pm, and bought a day ticket to the Lollapalooza. I want to meet up with some of you fuckers to drain bottles of gin, smoke some pot, and have a good time. (that sounded like a craigslist casual encounters ad). Or, even if you're not going to Lollapalooza, I know of some parties happening post the festival, so let's hang the fuck out. Message me for my number if you want to try to meet up to hang out tomorrow! edit: because i wrote this high and didn't proofread apparently.

energy drinks don't do it for me. i drink ridiculous amounts of coffee and espresso though.

Aw look, james just made me want to hang out with him that much moreeeeee! Also, totally home from the bar. I talked to the bartender for almost entire hour and we played this game on a little computer thing called "PHOTO HUNT EROTICA". It was pretty awesome.

You're not a 50 year old creep, are you?

i'm up at belden and sacramento. i already drank a bottle of wine, don't think i'm able to make it down. some other time! let me know and we'll do it up. I don't know where that is so I'm assuming its pretty far. I plan on coming up here for the next couple of nights, so let a bitch know when you're free.

girls should not go to bars alone. nothing against women. everything against dudes. Your point has been reinforced three times since I've gotten here.

I couldn't take your shit! Although, I do appreciate your offer. :] thanks buddy.

That is not what my ellipsis meant, sir.

I've been a girl since I started posting here. Which idea is bad? Going to a bar?

This place called bernice's. Its on halsted and 33rd. Its a cozy old dive. And I'm actually just now walking there, so if you're in the neib...

I feel pretty pathetic. My roommate moved to the northside yesterday (fucking joined the darkside), my boyfriend is supposed to move here in a few, but all we do is fight, the only friends I have on this side of town are my coworkers, I spilled bleach on my only radiohead shirt and spilled milk I was steaming all over my foot. I just want a few shots of jameson before I try to sleep ... Alcohol has such a love/hate relationship with me. Cheers to the rest of you lonely, functioning alcoholics on this thursday night. This rounds for you.

Look at all these dudes posting in wrong thread. Also, I hate being called a chick. Call me an awesome muthafuckin' bitch.

I think that is what makes me an awesome partier, because I can be an absolute bitch and have something to blame it on. and it's bitchin'.

deck party. drunk and awesome.

You know Dave Eggers wrote this script, right? Well, with his wife, but they're both writers. I suggest you check out How We Are Hungry (short stories) and You Shall Know Our Velocity novel by Eggers. He also publishes McSweeney's which is an everflowing fount of uber-pretentious shite, but still...his writing is pretty good. I'll definitely check out all of that. Thanks for the suggestions :] always appreciated.

(500) Day of Summer oh, how fucking adorable. And hilarious too. Zooey is my absolute favorite, and I can never get enough of her and she was at the top of her game in this film (because as much as I love her, she's not a terribly great actress). I thought it was very well written, with just enough imagination. How to Lose Friends and Alienate People My roommate had netflixed this and I was home all day Sunday sick, so I popped it in. It wasn't bad. I don't think I would watch it again, but it was a good way to kill time. Away We Go I can absolutely speechless about this. I already have a soft spot for Sam Mendes, John Krasinski, Catherine O'Hara, Jeff Daniels, and Maggie Gyllenhaal, but with that aside, I realized that this is the kind of film I want to be able to write. Something that is fearless about the way it makes you laugh, and aggressive in the way it makes you cry. I've never felt better at the end of a movie. I've now seen this film 4 times. I've spent over $44 on this shit. and I want to go againnnn. Anyone up for it?

i liked that movie a lot. good dialogue.

i complain about people who complain too. because it's fucking irritating! people need to stay posi and get over themselves.

my username is whateverrrr.

ohi lied. i have read some of those books. I didn't read the last two pages of the thread! drunkkkk. but i'm still interested!

i'm also interested. Plus, if there is someone in the same city as you who, then maybe it would be easier to just meet up with them? If their next on the list of course. but, yeah, I'm definitely interested in this! also, i haven't read any of the books mentioned. I rather, feel like an idiot. Oh well, I'm still young. The time for reading is still upon me.

well, first my roommate/bff drank in our apts for a hot minute (gin and tonics!), then we went to CVS to buy some shit including some 23 oz Old Styles, then we walked around Bridgeport until we got to 38th St, turned around, walked down Halsted until we got to BERNICE'S. Our favorite local dive bar (besides Skylark, but I didn't have a buspass! and didn't feel like walking that far).

Whateverrr. I bet if I came up to you in a bar and said "let's get twisted baby" you'd be intrigued, even if weirded out by my phrsdE. Whoaaa its hard to type on my blackberry after so many free shots.

am I allowed to put shitty beers here?

and by verse I mean BROKENCYDE lyrics. okay, my fucking bff and I are drunk in our apartment, about to go get awesome at some dive bars and have told each other we will try to speak only in brokencyde lyrics. problem is, I only know a select few. "baby, let's get fuXXXing freaky now" "40 oz" wait, i think that's it. Do you think we could still make some cool convos? /end drunkz.