intothewild Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 What did the gazebo do to incite your rage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amsteel Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Ebay. no shit. Drunk+internet+credit card=missed rent payments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihprstl Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Ebay. no shit. Drunk+internet+credit card=missed rent payments. I must admit, the surprise packages were nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddieruckus Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 tommorrow I will have stories for this, Im already 3 pbrs deep and its only 945, going to the bar soon, plus afterparty at my house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkrudeboy Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 What did the gazebo do to incite your rage? I was working at Target at the time and we were selling these things in the 100's during that summer. I guess the hassle of dealing with them (loading them into tiny cars, dealing with angry customers cuz it was out of stock, etc) combined with my alcohol intake that night fueled my anger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 I'm hoping I won't be able to add a story to this tomorrow night. I'm going to party my face off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted May 3, 2009 Author Share Posted May 3, 2009 I'll add to it: fuck yiou. Cballls. Balls. Balllls. Gaslight played tom paetty ammeic can girl. that's all you can ask for reaallly . balls. suck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcstrange87 Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Text random people in your phone book!!!! I'm sure it has been said but I'm drunk right now and that is what I'm doing....1-812-295-6267.....let me hear from ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted May 3, 2009 Author Share Posted May 3, 2009 Text random people in your phone book!!!! I'm sure it has been said but I'm drunk right now and that is what I'm doing....1-812-295-6267.....let me hear from ya drunk texted, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentgods Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 tried to re-create a viking warship on a sled. with torches in all our hands. small forest fire. got so drunk that the dudes couldn't even move the car without me hurling in it, all i remember is driving down the main drag of kalamazoo with myself hanging out of the car by the seatbelt and thinking, goddamn i must be running sooo fast. got so drunk with my then girlfriend that we both attempted to have sex and we both fell asleep and woke up underneath the bed. made molotov cocktails. and accidentaly set our friends car on fire. fallen asleep outside in michigan during winter. got a dozen donuts proceeded to eat the sugar/cinnamon ones, then proceeded to huck the plain cake donuts at cars. tried to do a back flip on a trampoline, misjudged the distance and ended up in a tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whateverrrr Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 tried fallen asleep outside in michigan during winter. been there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 - threw oranges at cop cars - drank too much, cried with my friend about our cat dying, realized it, walked outside wondering why i was crying, drank more, went inside my place, yelled out "Im rick flair... Whoooo!!!!!" and fell on my face, only too wake up with my pants off on a murphy bed under the covers sleeping next to my friend jack. Found out my friends wife took my pants off and tucked me into bed. weird? - walked away from getting laid (i love the fact that i don't get beer goggles when drunk) - drove my friends car into the fence one morning while still drinking - fell asleep on top of a uhaul trailer and no one could find me for half of the next day. luckily no one drove off with it. - cleaned a entire radio station apt (it was a remodeled radio station) after a schlong show because i was drunk and didn't want to pass out because i had to be at work at 11am and had no alarm. - passed out, woke up, ran around the house like i was sober, then passed out again, woke up, threw apple pies from whataburger at my friends while talking shit, then passed out again. I don't remember doing it, but my friends mom said i was acting like a crazy fool. the bills lost for the 2nd time in 4 straight years that next day. it was depressing. - punched a hole through a wall when i caught my girlfriend making out with my friend...scared the shit out of her. I broke up with her the next day. - threw up at a superchunk concert and passed out at a table. missed the whole show. - got drunk on .75 cent pitcher night at the backroom. went home ate too much chorizo an egg, started throwing up talking about "how i don't want to die like bon scott" and passed out. that's all i can remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 i had a relationship with a girl named cheryl based on numerous drunken decisions that stupidly reached the engagement stage before slowly falling apart, with the most intense mushroom trip i've ever experienced ending it all by my supposed turning into a demon and howling at the moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Ebay. i just noticed how completely bad ass your avatar is, where did you get it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayeffscene Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Went down on a hooker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentgods Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 i had a relationship with a girl named cheryl based on numerous drunken decisions that stupidly reached the engagement stage before slowly falling apart, with the most intense mushroom trip i've ever experienced ending it all by my supposed turning into a demon and howling at the moon. fuck else are you gonna do at the moon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 i know seriously right. i was just getting in touch with my lupine side, is that so wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amsteel Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 - walked away from getting laid (i love the fact that i don't get beer goggles when drunk) Seriously, everyone gets uglier when I'm drunk. The 'what drugs have you tried' thread made me think of this one: Last fall I got to go to Halifax, Nova Scotia for school for a week so while there I got to see Bloc Party at small club, which was awesome. What wasn't awesome was drinking Labatt all night and deciding it would be a good idea to go walk around downtown Halifax and the citadel alone instead of going back to the hostel 3 blocks away. I walked around for 3(?) hours and was about 2 minutes from calling my girlfriend in a drunken crying heap and telling her what two streets I was near and having her dictate google directions to get me home. luckliy I found the place but not after hanging out with some crazy hippy from Regina and a kid from rural Nova Scotia who explained the power of crystals to me and really liked dancing to Britney Spears. Oh, and there was some other kid that grilled me about american history and all of these conspiracy theories that I'm pretty sure he made up. And it was the only time I ever smoked weed. Go Halifax! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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