Guest kissthesharks Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I can do it now. Ask about the VC discount... http://www.spiritualhumanism.org/faq.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayeffscene Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I almost don't want to read because of how awesome this thread is without it. I also definitely am not going to read 'cause there's a lot of words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kissthesharks Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I almost don't want to read because of how awesome this thread is without it.I also definitely am not going to read 'cause there's a lot of words. The official list of ceremonies is: Marriage, Baby Naming, Funeral, Hand Fasting, Commitment, Affirmation of Love, Invocations, Renewal of Marriage, and holiday ceremonies. However if your religious traditions include ceremonies not mentioned here you may also perform them as long as they break no law and harm no one. You are prohibited from performing ceremonies that involve exorcism, circumcision and animal sacrifice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayeffscene Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Fuck yeah dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayeffscene Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Is 'hand fasting' just not jerking off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jurrobear Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Is 'hand fasting' just not jerking off? I would also like to know this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kissthesharks Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handfasting Not as cool as it sounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayeffscene Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HandfastingNot as cool as it sounds. Not reading. Don't want to ruin the mystique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayeffscene Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HandfastingNot as cool as it sounds. Not reading. Don't want to ruin the mystique. (It's like I'm The Union or something!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I'm not gonna ask my girl to marry me. I'm gonna ask her to handfast me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kissthesharks Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I'm not gonna ask my girl to marry me. I'm gonna ask her to handfast me. If she says yes, I got you dude. The website doesn't say I can't do this on skype. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I'm not gonna ask my girl to marry me. I'm gonna ask her to handfast me. If she says yes, I got you dude. The website doesn't say I can't do this on skype. Alright dude, thanks! I'll hit you up and you can handfast me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittenmittons Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 LMFAO this took a wonderfully hilarious turn. applause. i also want to just pretend that hand fasting is not j/o. reminds me of 40 days and 40 nights...anyone remember that movie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kissthesharks Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 You guys should sign up and we can start the church of VC. Tonsa handfasting. Marriage certificates will be available via digital download. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayeffscene Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 You guys should sign up and we can start the church of VC. Tonsa handfasting. Marriage certificates will be available via digital download. DROPCARDS!!!!!! Also, I vote for splatter certifs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kissthesharks Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 You guys should sign up and we can start the church of VC. Tonsa handfasting. Marriage certificates will be available via digital download. DROPCARDS!!!!!! Also, I vote for splatter certifs. You gotta preorder your wedding date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyleevanswastaken Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I am pretty bummed that they have to approve you. Had I known that when I applied I would have said I heard about them from the global internet conspiracy known as "THE BEAST". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 DROPCARDS!!!!!! Also, I vote for splatter certifs. You gotta preorder your wedding date. Can I request the White with Red Splatter Variant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlejonnyhormone Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Never forget 12/23/09. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest markovianprocess Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 LMFAO this took a wonderfully hilarious turn. applause.i also want to just pretend that hand fasting is not j/o. reminds me of 40 days and 40 nights...anyone remember that movie? Noah is pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamitekid Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 This is awesome. Now Yu can actually be the patron saint of VC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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daniel Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Here's the thing, my girl and I are in mad love, and it's just been killing me that we aren't together. If I give you an extra twenty can you get a handfast going right away and get this load off my chest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kissthesharks Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Here's the thing, my girl and I are in mad love, and it's just been killing me that we aren't together. If I give you an extra twenty can you get a handfast going right away and get this load off my chest? Yeah! You just have to find a place to have the ceremony and you're in charge of cleaning up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devinr Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Scott if my wife and I renew our vows in a few years I'll look you up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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