drabley Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Mexico did once. Big mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullflip Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Well? you making fun of us or something? fuck you you piece of shit. you have to be the most dumb person ive ever seen if you want to fuck with us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakland Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Remember that awesome Pedro the Lion song? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 lulz. my bff who was born and raised in texas sent me a postcard that just said this once. i would never mess with her. she had mommy bear syndrome even before she was a mommy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakland Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 What's "mommy bear syndrome?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drabley Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 you making fun of us or something? fuck you you piece of shit. you have to be the most dumb person ive ever seen if you want to fuck with us Brilliant. Let's all resort to cursing and name calling when our wit fails us; that'll make the world a better place. If you weren't so insipid, I might actually make fun of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drabley Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 What's "mommy bear syndrome?" I don't know... but I suspect this Bullflip character has it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eriathomas Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 I like the origin of the phrase better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 What's "mommy bear syndrome?" extremely overprotective, will try to kill anyone who tries to mess with or hurt your kid. kinda like a mother bear! my mom suffered from this for a long time. actually, i think she still suffers from it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 I like the origin of the phrase better. haha. texas is a trashy state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullflip Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 you making fun of us or something? fuck you you piece of shit. you have to be the most dumb person ive ever seen if you want to fuck with us Brilliant. Let's all resort to cursing and name calling when our wit fails us; that'll make the world a better place. If you weren't so insipid, I might actually make fun of you. why dont you just talk english normal? i'm not gonna go look up what that word means. gotta talk like youre smart and shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 nah, he's just not talking like an uneducated degenerate on a messageboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drabley Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 Brilliant. Let's all resort to cursing and name calling when our wit fails us; that'll make the world a better place. If you weren't so insipid, I might actually make fun of you. why dont you just talk english normal? i'm not gonna go look up what that word means. gotta talk like youre smart and shit Yes. Like I'm smart. Insipid: without distinctive, interesting, or stimulating qualities. Sounds about right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jemsklile Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 When my band was in Texas our drummer Paul messed with it by wearing a tank top from American Apparel in public. Apparently...those are not allowed down there. Some dudes in a truck drove by us and one guy yelled..."What are yur a bunch of faggots!?!?!?" So of course Paul replied with a ridiculous lisp..."YEaaaah we're all gaaaay." This enraged them even more...luckily they decided to drive away. They were probably scared of catching the gay from him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentgods Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 goddammit this means bullflip is a texan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 i'm pretty sure texas drivers are worse than jersey drivers. to make matters worse, seemingly every other vehicle is a giant pickup truck with one of those half texan/half american flag decals taking up the whole back window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentgods Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Texas drivers are the worse in the union. and i'm from Michigan, we know how to drive in Michigan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drabley Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 i'm pretty sure texas drivers are worse than jersey drivers. to make matters worse, seemingly every other vehicle is a giant pickup truck with one of those half texan/half american flag decals taking up the whole back window. And truck nuts. The extra veiny kind. Git-R-Dun. Classic. And Calvin pissing on something, usually the logo of some other truck manufacturer. And NRA decals. Living in Louisiana, I see my fair share of Texans that got lost on the way to pick up BBQ for dinner and wound up in NOLA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentgods Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 you guys forgot NASCAR stickers. "Hell yeeeearrrrh to some dale earnhardt jr!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullflip Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 you guys forgot NASCAR stickers."Hell yeeeearrrrh to some dale earnhardt jr!" don't forget our terrorist hunting license stickers with the number 91101 on them. never forget what those Arabs did! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fourfourtwo Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 They should just have a big ass billboard at every entrance to Texas with a dude sitting in an electric chair and a slogan above him: "Welcome to Texas, don't fuck up!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sewbr0 Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selfreliable Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 i'm pretty sure texas drivers are worse than jersey drivers. to make matters worse, seemingly every other vehicle is a giant pickup truck with one of those half texan/half american flag decals taking up the whole back window. And truck nuts. The extra veiny kind. Git-R-Dun. Classic. And Calvin pissing on something, usually the logo of some other truck manufacturer. And NRA decals. Wow you just nailed Maine drivers too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 I like the origin of the phrase better. Because it was something so un-badass as an anti-littering campaign? Yeah, that's pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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