raidenradio Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 I, the juvenile I am, enjoy Anal Cunt song titles because I refuse to believe anyone has ever actually enjoyed them for just the music. So I'm trying to put together a complete list of all their songs and maximimizing their offensive glory. These are all the funny ones I could find, hopefully someone here can fill in the blanks. 311 Sucks Aging Disgracefully All Our Fans Are Gay Art Fag Because You're Old Being A Cobbler Is Dumb Being Ignorant Is Awesome Big Pants, Bigger Loser Bill Scott's Dumb Body By Auschwitz Chris Barnes Is A Pussy Deadbeat Dads Are Cool Dead, Gay, and Dropped Deche Charge Are A Bunch Of Fucking Losers Dictators Are Cool Domestic Violence is Really, Really, Really Funny Don't Call Japanese Hardcore Jap Core Dumb Fat And Gross Easy E Got AIDS From Freddie Mercury Even Though Your Culture Oppresses Women, You Still Suck You Fucking Towelhead Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb Everyone In The Underground Music Scene Is Stupid Extreme Noise Terror Are Afraid Of Us Face It, You're A Metal Band Foreplay With A Tree Shredder Fred Shitbreath Grindcore Is Very Terrifying Ha Ha, Your Wife Left You Harvey Korman Is Gay Hitler Was A Sensitive Man Hogging Up The Holocaust Hootie and the Blowfish Howard Wulkan's Bald Hungry Hungry Hippos I Ate Your Horse I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present (So I Wrote You This Song) I'd Love To Have Your Daughter's Hand In Marriage If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay I Fucked Your Wife I Gave NAMBLA Pictures Of Your Kid I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women I Got Athlete's Foot Showering At Mike's I Hate Jed Davis, He Sucks And He's Gay I Hope You Get Deported I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth I Like Drugs And Child Abuse I Lit Your Baby On Fire I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died I Made Your Kid Get AIDS So You Could Watch It Die I'm Glad I'm Not A Girl I'm Hitler I'm In Anal Cunt I'm Not Allowed To Like Anal Cunt Anymore Since They Signed To Earache I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert I'm Sick Of You I Noticed That You're Gay Into The Oven I Paid J. Powell To Rape You I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman, And A Human I Sent A Thank You Card To The Guy Who Raped You I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos I Snuck A Retard Into A Sperm Bank I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant I Thought Hitler Was Cool Until I Found Out He Didn't Drink I Went Back In Time And Voted For Hitler Jack Kevorkian Is Cool Jeanine Jizm Is A Freak Johnny Violent Getting His Ass Kicked By Morrissey Killing Yourself to Live Kill Women Kyle From Incantation Has A Moustache Laughing While Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Prison Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay Living Colour Is My Favorite Black Metal Band Locking Dropdead In A McDonald's Marc Payson Is A Drunk Mike Mahan Has Gingivitis No, We Don't To Do A Split Seven Inch With Your Stupid Fucking Band Obviously Adopted Olde Tyme Hardcore Old Lady Across The Hall With No Life Our Band Is Wicked Sick (We Have the Flu) Pepe, The Gay Waitor Phyllis Is An Annoying Old Cunt Picnic Of Love Pottery's Gay Punching Jon Bonni's Face In Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too) Recycling Is Gay Religious Vomit Rich Goyette Is Gay Song Titles Are Fucking Stupid Steroids Guy Sweatshops Are Cool Technology's Gay The Great Southern Trendkill The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With A.I.D.S. is Awesome The Internet is Gay Theme From Three's Company The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt The Word Homophobic Is Gay Tim Is Gay Tom Arnold Two Turds And A Golfball Valujet Walker Texas Corpse When I Think Of True Punk Rock Bands, I Think of Nirvana and the Melvins Windchimes Are Gay Women: Nature's Punching Bag You Are A Food Critic You Are An Interior Decorator You Are An Orphan You Can't Shut Up You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick You Drive An IROC You (Fill in the Blank) You Fucking Freak You Got Date Raped You Go To Art School You Have Goals You Keep A Diary You Live In Allston You Live In A Houseboat You Look Adopted You Looked Divorced You Own A Store You Play On A Softball Team Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin Your Best Friend is You Your Cousin Is George Lynch You're A Cop You're A Fucking Cunt You're A Trendy Fucking Faggot You're Dumb You're Gay You're In A Coma You're Old (Fuck You!) You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach Your Family Is Dumb Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck Your Kid is Deformed You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag You Rollerblading Faggot You Sell Cologne You've Got Cancer You've Got No Friends You Went To See Dishwalla and Everclear (You're Gay) You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Hundred Fifty-Two Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selfreliable Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Ive always wished that Anal Cunt would put out a book, cause that would be the funniest shit ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xjustinxschwierx Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 "Anal Cunt is Gay" (by 7000 Dying Rats) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruins4ever Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X7kBVvqU_o&hl=en&fs=1 Ahaha, fuck these guys are awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 "Anal Cunt is Gay" (by 7000 Dying Rats) I love this song. 7000 dying rats are awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troymess Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Great thread. I actually enjoy the song "you're gay" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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