almightyseancore Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 you and your wife should hit the town and grab a few hookers and a ton of blow. fuck and snort your way into adulthood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Neat Scotch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerseydave77 Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Don't fear 30 - fear 35. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerseydave77 Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 And find a good bottle of Absinthe - the real deal with wormwood. Get a couple sugar cubes and enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerseypride Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 When you're 33 you'll want to slap yourself in the face for thinking 25 seemed old just like when I'm 41 I'll want to punch myself in the nuts for thinking 33 seems old. I recommend drinking some Ox 45 talls or maybe some peppermint schnaps (I heard that stuff can get 6 fat chicks all William Holden-style fucked up). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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