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hello

I want all the propagandhi Demos. Tell me how much to send and where. I want then real bad.

Thanks

Jason

what the fuck? I mean, obviously this Jason character found them through my HYE I am assuming, but that is perhaps the most mind boggling e-mail I have ever received concerning records/tapes/trades etc...

are people really that ignorant?

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Alright, it's go time. I would have done this years ago but no one wants any of my shit.

Ask him for $10,000 but you want it in equal parts denomination of 15 different currencies (Just over $600 of each), at least one of which must be made of a precious metal and one that features some sort of god or religious figure on it.

Then, he has the currencies into 15 different coffee cans and mail them to you via bike messenger (this is extra great if you live far away...bonus points for other countries). When the messenger arrives at your house give him the records (which he must also deliver) and a note that the buyer must read in the presence of the bike messenger.

HERE'S THE TWIST!

When the buyer opens the note (with the bike messenger there) it will explain that you can't give him the records and that the bike messenger is actually going to kill him. He'll freak out, and kill the bike messenger.

Great success!

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I must say that's pretty cool for you. I have no idea how much the guy is really willing to spend but I'd be pretty stoked if someone just said, "tell me what to pay and I'll do it".

That's a chance to really make some money. Of course I don't know what you paid for them.

As for being fun when I'm drunk, I think the last time all I did when I was drunk was shout at Rey (Ray?) of Teenage Bottlerocket to do the Wyoming Whistle. Dude can whistle like a motherfucker. Long story shorty, I'm boring.

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