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Haha that sucks. I was just stoked she was gonna be there when I go through. Appointment in two days!

 

Awesome! Tron really rules. She's also really cool to talk to! So glad she's coming back.

Three Kings. A guest artist that Ive been wanting to get something from is gonna be there when I pass through on vacation. 

Tron?!?

 

Cheeky! and Little Lungs! Wish both bands were still together.

 

I pretty much like every band Angie Boylan has been/is in.

Aye Nako rules.

Bryan?? Damn, you're selling some good stuff!

oh god, so many cats!

This is my butt cat and her name is Davey.

 

Here's a photo of Davey and my roommate's cat Statler.

I feel like such a tomboy sometimes. My laziness overpowers my ladylikeness. 

 

THIS.

 

I'll put on liquid eyeliner when I'm feeling really fancy, but after doing one eye, I usually want to give up.

 

 

Back to the cat calling thing. I had a dude follow me an entire block this morning, yelling "hey cutie." I just tried my best to ignore him, but I really wanted to turn around and tell him to fuck off. God. Fuck that. Who do you think you are where I'm going to respond well to that.

Does anyone here have to deal with street harassment on a daily basis? Because I'm ready to punch every dude that makes comments at me.

I like having a large butt & boobs but it’s getting out of control. I would gladly spread some butt-age out to you haha

 

 

you have a man. woo woo.

 

I don't talk about that subject even with my best friends. I hate the word p*op. it makes me shiver.

 

Yes, would love some butt! I can do without more boob though. Would really love to go down like 2 cup sizes, ugh.

Oh god, no one here likes to admit to these bodily functions! I guess I'm the weird one.

 

This is the only reason I want a relationship. 

I want someone who is obligated to give me hugs when I'm sad and buys me midol when I'm gretzy. 

 

 

Other than that, Netflix pretty much solves all my other problems.

 

This is one of the best parts about it. Dude brought me weed, a heating pad, lots of blankets, and cuddled with me while watching Netflix. It rules. I used to really hate cuddling, but not with this one. Swoooon.

That sucks, Madie! But damn, I wish my butt was a little more noticeable. Need to go walk up stairs more often.

 

Did anyone bring up the whole "girls don't fart/poop" topic yet? How do your partners feel about it? Because I often joke to my dude about it and even he pretends he doesn't poop.

Haven't been on here in a while, but every time I think I want to chime in, I hold back. Now it's at 15 pages and I don't have it in me to read through it all (lazy). Just wanted to say "hey, ladies!"

I don't think I could ever sell this because it's one of my favorite albums ever.

Good luck, dude! I did see a copy on discogs, but it's not the cheapest. It's not terrible either though.

I pretty much gave up on this album ever coming in the mail. Totally took me by surprise today when I came home and saw it sitting on my doorstep. There is a god.

If anyone still needs an invite, PM me your email!

zwhat?

 

no death.  too easy.

 

Had a few drinks last night. Whoops.

I'm in a thing with a dude and things were going too well so I got scared and pushed him away. But yeah, we talked, he forgave me, and now everything's okay.

god bless.

I thought I ruined everything. zbut zi didn't. Wow, amazing. zdude is #1.

 

good luck on surgery. don't die.

thisss. gonna be so good

 

Here's what I got:

 

- this amazing handmade cat/record collage!!!!!

- Cub Country - High Uinta High

- Certain People I Know - ST

- Someone Still Loves You Boris Yelstin/Puzzle split

- matt pond PA/Rocky Votolato split

- of Montreal - Id Engager

- The Firebird Band - Say Hello

- Joan of Arc - Many Times I've Mistaken/Eventually All At Once

- Forgetters EP

- Harvard DVD

- Lights Resolve - Feel You're Different CD

- two mix CDs

 

Not Pictured:

 

- Sailor Jerry lighter

- Harvard album download card

- a cool pog!

- & a ring pop I already ate

 

I'd just like to say how fucking stoked I am on all of this! This is the best Christmas gift I've gotten this year. Thanks so much, themeconspiracy.

Just buy it! Totally worth it.

 

Can't wait until this is in my hands.

I think there is a balance here. finding a dude who's aggressive and just a total man for the most part, but who also has brief moments of being sweet and whatnot. it's not a joke when guys complain about how woman are always attracted to assholes, a lot of girls are.

 

assholes aren't so willing to tell a girl she's beautiful and just cuddle all the time. so the girl has to work for it. it's pretty fucked up but I understand the mentality.

 

I feel like I've dated a lot of guys that will call themselves nice, but over time turn out to be complete assholes.

Maybe I'm just not used to taking it this slow? I like sweet, but this is just too much. I need the chase and the constant overthinking or it doesn't feel right. 

Now I completely understand why guys don't like the constant texting and stuff.

 

Compliments make me uncomfortable. I deflect them or ignore them.

I think buttbutt needs a balanced man. Dude will treat her like a buddy but then fuck her brains out.

#AllWomenWantThis

 

Same! I've never been good at dealing with compliments.

You get me, nicky. You understand all women. Now where can I find a man like that.

Similar thing happened to me!! Last year I decided to give this guy a shot. He was super sweet, complimented me, followed me around etc. I hated it. We did have sex tho. But I could tell he was trying to like "make love" which is super weird when my feelings aren't into it. He also should've just pushed me against the wall and done the deed.

Maybe it's an independent woman thing. "Hey I'm use to being on my own and doing my own thing, so you always being there and trying really hard to make everything about me is freaking me out"

But now that we're just friends everything is awesome and he doesn't show me any special attention and he hasn't been weird about our past at all.

Also if that dude has some kind of emotional investment in you, you should probs end it before he gets in too deep.

 

"Make love," yikes! I really dislike that term. Anyway, it's only been a few weeks with this dude. I just don't understand what happened. When we first met, I was pretty attracted to him. He barely did anything that made me think he was that into me besides wanting to hang out frequently. I just thought he wanted to be friends, which I was totally cool with. Now that he's always bugging me, I've lost all interest.

 

Yeah, if you are not into this other person the same way that he is into you then the best thing to do is let him know before he gets any more invested emotionally and physically. What's that saying…..shit or get off the pot. 

 

 

have you tried making a move? maybe he's trying to play it safe or something

 

 

girl just tell him you want to keep it casual and then it's a go to just relax and have fun with no commitment.

 

if he gets upset about it, least you told him right?

 

Thanks for your input, guys.

I know I have to talk to him about this and it'll happen this week. I feel awful though because he's been so nice and I feel like I should feel something towards him, but I don't. I don't even want anything casual with him. I'm totally a huge jerk right now.

 

...and I think I need a dude that's also a jerk and aggressive that really just does not care. Can't believe I said that.

Just needed to get this out. I take back what I said previously. Dating sucks. I don’t want to be with anyone. I can’t believe I’ve spent months thinking that being in a relationship would be awesome. I can’t even handle seeing someone once a week. Now I’m in this thing with a dude where he wants to hang out all the time and compliment me and fucking cuddle and it is the most unattractive thing ever. Who knew I wouldn’t like that?! Am I losing my shit or what.

We haven’t even done anything sexual. I feel like I’m in high school. I don’t have the time or the patience for nice. Just push me up against a wall and do something. kill me. okay im done bye

 

Holy shit! Came home to a big box. Boxes within boxes, man. Everything is wrapped with Justin Bieber wrapping paper. I counted 10 wrapped gifts. I totally wanna rip them all open at once, but I'm trying to hold off a little bit.

 

THANK YOU SO MUCH, SECRET SANTA. You rule! Been feeling super down lately and this definitely made my month! Will update with what's inside once everything's unwrapped. Guessing by the handwriting and wrapping paper I'm pretty sure my ss is a girl. Since only a few of us participated and the area code says it came from Brooklyn, I think it's safe to say mine is themeconspiracy?

Thanks so much, lady!

I want mine 

Also can we stop and talk about the joys of getting it on multiple times in one night. The best is doing it once, 10 minute power nap, waking up and doing it again and lasting like 3 times as long as the first time.

 

Rinse and repeat.

 

WRONG.

 

Get high, start sexing, and just keep going forever because it feels damn good. Stop for snacks in between if you can.

So buttbuttbutt is an awesome lady! I mean AWESOME! My haul

 

Russian Circles - Enter 

A Chipmunks Christmas LP

Small Brown Bike/Cursive 7" 

Kevin Devine - Another Bag Of Bones 7"

 

Nice touch on the ninja turtles card! PIZZA!

 

I owe this woman a few beers....

 

http://instagram.com/p/g8z0uDnoW9/

So happy you like your gift!!!

Also, I couldn't help giving you an easy hint about who I was.