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hah gross.

I already have a stupid associate's that does absolutely NOTHING. And am paying way too much money for a Bachelor's. fuck school dude. i am so burnt out on it.

She just has the crazy eyes. But, besides that, I'd stick it in her (if I had something to stick, I've just always wanted to be able to use that in a conversation, even if it's on the internet).

you're so right. well, glad I did the friendly thing and told everybody I know about it. Best part? All four years he was in high school, he did a GLOW STICKS routine at the talent show. And was a Juggalo.

and I'm not even a lesbian.

i can't wait to see Andrew Jackson Jihad! It's going to be tits!

ahaha that made me LOL for realz. I think I am obsessed with casual encounters. not posting them! just reading them. I type in the city I went to high school in to see if I'll know any of the people who post pictures (of their face!) and I totally found someone I went to school with the other night!!!! it was pretty awesome. do you think it's shitty to send that kind of thing to almost everyone you know?

i think you meant to post this here. http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cas/

what a nutjob. you have my sympathy man. I hope you ruin her.

i totally forgot about those squirt bottles! I'm about to go up to my work and just sit there until the sun goes down. haha

never any help, but always funny.

after working there for 2 years ... I'll make due with the heat if that is my only option. haha

Okay, what are some things you guys do to "beat the heat"? I don't have any AC, so I've been laying in my bed naked with a fan on me and taking cold showers from time to time. Anything else I could be doing? Because I seriously feel miserable in this heat.

HAAHAH MISS THAT SHOW.

Good, i thought I was going crazy. Although, I don't know how good it actually is, because I've had a huge crush on 1980s era Jack, ever since I was a little kid, and seeing this makes me wanna throw up a little bit.

id only go see this movie if someone paid me too. and even then, i'd probably spend my time on facebook or something.

i totally thought it was Jack! also MOOBS are hilariousss.

uhh here's some food for thought; he's fucking crazy looking. having sleeves or stretched ears is doing something in moderation. MODERATION. Sure, it's his choice, but I'm sure he was aware that people would look at him and laugh at him. It's FUCKING FUNNY. I don't get face tats. Or at least, entire face tats. Or, piercing my lip until it no longer looks like a lip.

way to go!

that's disgusting.

wow! count me in!

perfect description of Michael Bay.

NO ONE is worse than Michael Bay. I know my earlier comment makes me look biased, but please understand that you could put anyones name where Tim Burton's is and it would STILL be a false statement. no one is worse than Michael Bay.

lol this made me laugh real hard.