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http://news.bostonherald.com/news/opinion/editorials/view/20090731another_step_back/ I can understand how he thought it wasn't racist to call Gates a "banana eating jungle monkey"...I use that term with my wife all the time.

Holy shit... The dude in the scheme just posted this on Facebook, "If we have learned anything from history, it is that we don't learn from history." - Chris Brady Wow...Just...Fucking...Wow.

I totally lost control at, "And we can make things...Cars. The Machines can make things for us". I just started rolling.

Fuck! Fuck fuck fuck fuck, this band! I knew their new album was going to be Riddlercore.

I think that might be a real thing...You may be the winner.

..as an erotic euphemism. Chinese jump rope.

Prepare for the doorbell ditching of a lifetime!

http://www.myspace.com/hairbeardcombo

Can I interest you in a flying horse? If it's less than $20 maybe. What does said horse look like?

I had a friend who's sister paid for part of her college with Cutco. She basically was the only one anyone in the area knew who sold knives, so she just sold the shit out of them. Made like $30,000 in a year. But that was the end of it. She knew it wouldn't last. I actually went into a job for Cutco once(I didn't know the job posting listed it as "Marketing Intern" and didn't have Cutco on the post). When I went in and saw "Cutco" on the application, I stood up and just walked out.

Exactly! I was totally willing to buy some product she was trying to sell (even if it was totally stupid and not going to work) but they weren't selling products, they were selling selling. I dunno, it makes me want to stop talking to her but when it's not work related she's really pretty awesome.

That's what she said.

So I was thinking about this lately and thought I'd ask. I have one friend who is, unfortunately, always tied up in these things. The thing is, it's not her, it's her boyfriend. Before him she was in college and working odd jobs to pay for that. Now that she's graduated she goes from one get rich scheme to another. At fist it was this company selling vitamins and supplements. She asked if she could go over he pitch with my wife and I sometime, we said sure, maybe we'll even buy some vitamins and shit. So one night she comes over, with her boyfriend, and they give us this big long speech about how we need to get started in selling this stuff and how for as little as $200 we can be set for the rest of our lives and blah blah blah. We were pretty pissed off because we were led to believe we'd be hearing a pitch for supplements, not trying to be sold a franchise. Anyhow, they're buying in big time. They set up shops in gyms, malls, wherever they're allowed to set up a table. They pay to go to these seminars all over America on how to sell and be successful. After about a year we ask them how it's going and she says, "It turns out they weren't really reputable BUT we've found a new company that seems to have some great stuff". It's too bad because she's a really smart woman and she's just attached to this asswipe who lives at home with his mom and dad, doesn't have a real job (because those are for sucker and fools), and apparently has some new scheme about "motivational speaking". If you've ever seen my Facebook quotes I've started doing "inspirational messages" to counter his bullshit. She's basically made no money off any of these systems because every dime she does make goes into more product or leadership seminars. Man, who does this shit:?

I like that this is getting earlier and earlier. Soon we'll we working out Decembers avatars in January. I already got a super hero avatar, so suck it. Also, Justin should just use that picture of him all Hulked out in place of another super hero.

Ugh...AC/DC is go for one or two songs. Then you get an overwhelming case of "Didn't I just hear this?"

Gonna? Oh Eric, wait till you come to the Bay Area, the times we'll have, the backs we'll rub. I'll give you $40 towards the duplicator if you agree to play me in Streetfighter 2 at Nickel City.

Forgive my ignorance, on the myspace it says the show is full, does that just mean bandwise? I want to make sure I didn't miss tickets or something (as I assumed it was just a door thing). I wonder if I have my old "Camp by the sea" sweatshirt...That'd be fun to wear.

UH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GUNMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL!!!! SUCK IT! My boner just broke my desk and shattered my keyboard.

O RLY?

I feel it's just a dumb issue. The police messed up and Obama messed up by saying they acted "stupidly". I was listening to the press conference on the radio and cringed when I heard that response because I knew it would draw fire. It doesn't matter if I agree with him (as I do) as the president you can't single out a group like that and not expect backlash.

The spank bank is now full.

Grossest mental image...Ever.

I try to steer clear of the political fodder of the day. I dislike name calling and I find that conservatives pundits tend to just enrage me, rather than engage or challenge my view. However watching two people on The Today Show comment on Obama's "racism" or "race opportunism" really led me to wonder if it's a growing trend. Turns out, it is: http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/07/obama-haters-becoming-increasingly-racial-in-their-rhetoric.php?ref=fpa

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I'll tell you who I'm not most excited to see, Jim Ward!