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Also is that a clear shards axe to fall? Can't work it out on my phone. If so, please put it aside for me!

 

 

Sounds brilliant!

If you have gutter phenomenon and hot damn I'll definitely buy them off you, not bothered by variant.

 

 

check iittt oouutttt

added touche and ETID . I CAN'T STOP BEING BUSY. 

 

I have so much ETID to add. baaaalllsssss

also, i got too fucked up last night and didn't even get on the boards to post new stuff. AND now i'm heading to a "casino" for my roommate's birthday, where I'll be playing the penny slots and questioning the existence of the aliens walking amongst myself. Or maybe I'm the alien. 

ZEEP ZORP

 

If anyone wants to add me on snapchat and receive snaps of the aliens, go add "heyimdandan" and you shall not be disappointed.

I'll add records sunday since I'm off. Oh, and I'm off monday, too. Probably watch nic cage movies all day while i organize records.

 

"Despite all my rage, I am still just Nicolas Cage" - an old facebook status of mine

Today,

 

I hobbled into a post office.

 

Four records were mailed.

 

I exited.

For your health!

 

I'LL EAT YR HRT OUT

sorry...sugar rush.

 

 

Bro. Dude. Bro.

Thanks.

I scored it.

 

 

It's Dan Nesquik Jones, C'MON MAN

Ya dingus.

 

this is making my dingus hard

Just got back home from work, but I have to be back at 7 or 730, depends on what the fuck my pelvis allows me. 

 

I've had a few shots of jack daniels so I'm ready to finish researching variants and twhat not. I did come across La Dispute's Vancouver /500 mmmmm and other gems. Anyone like/know of the band Dead Hearts? Got a 7" which includes an actual razor blade for cutting carrots, I guess.

I'm updating my list right now and then I'm adding some more once I figure out where are my pants

PM'd

But the outlook looks not so good.

You shut your butthole, satan! You never know! Check your butt messages!

Let me know when you're drunk and high on pills. Then I'll offer.

 

 

chiropractor today did not prescribe me any sweet pills, but for you i'll chug a bunch of nyquil and send you nudes

Maybe I seem a bit odd but are you looking for ebay prices or can we snag some pretty deals here ?

 

not full-on ebay...just...vinylcollectivebay

Okaaaayyyy...just FINALLY was able to begin charging my mac....stupid charger doesn't fully connect, making hulk mad.

 

anyway lemme check these messages, dudes

do you guys want any rare Touche or rare La Dispute or super rare Converge shit (like You Fail Me 1/8) or Modern Life is War box set kinda stuff?? 

 

I'm going to add a bunch more once my pain meds and whiskey chill!

So I've been off since Saturday, unable to move much and after doing research I figured out I managed to get a Rotated Pelvis, or Pelvic Obliquity. Tomorrow I'm going to a chiropractor before work, so hopefully they'll fix it because I've tried evveerryytthhiinngg. I've flopped and rolled all over the floor enough to see which records I want to sell (mine and my roommate's) because I haven't been on since last July! Forever ago, I also bought a back of 30 or 40 mailers, so I'm stoked to finally use those! 

 

I can easily send you a photo of any record, just text me "hey i wanna see ____ record(s) and a fat cat!" and I'll surely complete the transaction.

 

Any purchased record(s) WILL be mailed Friday bc I'm off and that's awesome, and I only have $32 in my account until Friday, anyway (THANKS STUDENT LOANS).

 

540-664-8961 is my cell so holla

 

I do have a deadformat list, and everything on that is for sale, too. 

 

Alexisonfire (offer away!)

 

S/T LP - Defiance Records/Distort | Black/500 **PENDING FOREVER AND EVER**

Dog's Blood EP - Dine Alone | Green/700 (Band Tour Exclusive) 

Dog's Blood EP - Dine Alone | Orange/300 (Band Online Store Exclusive)

Crisis LP - Hassle Records | UK Picture Disc/500 **PENDING**

Old Crow/Young Cardinals 2LP - Dine Alone | A-Marbled Black/Grey B-translucent Red/Black/1020

Old Crow/Young Cardinals 2LP - Dine Alone | 180g Black | Screened Cover - #39/70

Alexisonfire/Moneen - The Switcheroo Series - Defiance | UK Picture Disc

 

Alexisonfire/The Bled 7" - Ruth Buzzi/Counterparts - Sorepoint Records | UK Purple

Alexisonfire 7" - Accidents/No Transitory - Sorepoint Records | UK Green

Alexisonfire 7" - Aussie Tour 7inch - Dine Alone | White/220

 

That concludes the Alexis gems. Text or do whatever you want to get my attention. 

 

Here are some more fer yer health:

 

 

Arcade Fire - The Suburbs 2LP - Merge Records - Black (not 180g)

At the Drive in - In Relationship of Command - 1st Press - Black **PENDING**

Fall of Troy  - Doppelganger - 2nd Press - Oxblood/Black/1000

Fall of Troy - Manipulator 2LP (Still Sealed) - Sticker says "White & Gold Swirl w/ Pink and Blue Splatter"/500

Fall of Troy - Manipulator 2LP (not sealed) - same record above^ /500 

Giants - Old Stores - Tour Edition - White w/Blue Haze - #02/50

Glassjaw - Everything You Ever Blah Blah 2LP (Sealed!) - RR - Black

Glassjaw - Everything You Ever Yada Yada 2LP (Not Sealed) - Orange/2000

Glassjaw - Worhship and Tribute - White/2000 **PENDING**

Godspeed You Black Emperor - f#a# - Black Repress with all ze goodies

The Juliana Theory - Music From Another Room EP - Bronze / 200

MewithoutYou - A to B Life - Screened Print - Grey/Green Mix - #39/90 ** PENDING**

Minus the Bear - Acoustics - Swirl/5000 **PENDING**

Mogwai - Hardcore Will Never Die But You Will 2LP - Sub Pop - Black

Raconteurs - Broken Boy Soldiers - 180g Black 2010 Repress

Rocky Votolato - True Devotion - Clear/White / 473

Thrice - Beggars - Green #0541/2000

 

Newly Added: 

 

OKAY. THINGS HAPPEN:


HORSE THE BAND PIZZA UP FOR SALE. TOMORROW EVENING I'LL ELABORATE MORE (HOPEFULLY)

 

LA DISPUTE WILDLIFE BOX SET. WHOA.

 

LAST BUT NOT LEAST: MODERN LIFE IS WAR SOX BET:

 

 

 

Converge - You Fail Me - red w/ black fuck up /8ish

Converge - Jane Doe - Root Burr Float

 

Any record above is for sale.

 

(Not Pictured: You Fail Me - White /1109)

 

If anyone wants some Converge, say it, don't spray it.

 

 

 

 

7"s

Dead Hearts - Live at CBGB's (03/06/05) - 1^st press Marble Blue w/ White Cover / 100

 

Dead Hearts - A Death in the Family – Purple /217

 

Dead Hearts - A Death in the Family – Purple / 50 (includes hand sewn neck and actual razor blade in hand)

 

Dead Hearts - A Death in the Family – White

 

Dead Hearts - A Death in the Family – Black

 

Defeater - Dear Father - Green / 500

 

Defeater - Dear Father - Gray / 1000

 

Defeater - Lost Ground 1^st Press – Red/White/Blue mix /500

 

Golden Axe 2x7" - S/T – Black #'d 102/300

 

La Dispute - Here, Hear - White #'d 76/100

 

Polar Bear Club - The Summer of George EP - Orange / 300

 

Polar Bear Club - The Summer of George EP - Gray / 400

 

Touche Amore - ...to the beat (screen print) – SOUND & FURY yellow #37/100 **PENDING**

 

Touche Amore – Split w/MDAM – Black / 600

 

Touche Amore - Split w/MDAM – Coke Bottle w/Black Swirl / 500

 

Touche Amore - Split w/MDAM – Clear with Black Swirl / 500

 

Touche Amore - 2010 Box Set #124/200

 

United Nations - Never Mind the Bombings... - Yellow / 1000

 

United Nations - Never Mind the Bombings... - Pink/ 700

 

 

12"s

 

 

Brand New - D&G - AFS Orange/Black Swirl / 1000

 

Between the Buried and Me - Alaska 2LP - Transparent Red / 510

 

Between the Buried and Me - The Great Misdirect 2LP - Crystal Pink / 200

 

Between the Buried and Me - The Great Misdirect 2LP - Grey Swirl / 500

 

Between the Buried and Me - Colors 2LP - Neon / 620

 

Between the Buried and Me – The Silent Circus – LE RP – grey marbled /1000

 

City & Colour – Bring Me Your Love 2LP (Dine Alone Exclusive Edition but no demos CD came with it) – 180g Clear/557

 

End of a Year - You Are Beneath Me - Magenta / 1000

 

Every Time I Die - Gutter Phenomenon - White w/Hot Pink Splatter / 700

 

Every Time I Die - Last Night in Town - Black w/Red Splatter / 300

 

Every Time I Die  - Last Night in Town -  White/Red/Orange /500

 

Every Time I Die - The Big Dirty - Yellow /500

 

Guns Up! - Outlive - Friends/Record Release Press - Clear #'d 38/80

 

Killing the Dream – Fractures (screen print) – White/Black/Sky Blue Tricolor/300

 

La Dispute – Vancouver – White/ Red Splatter / 500 **PENDING**

 

La Dispute - Somewhere at the Bottom... - Cream/Black w/Etched D-side / 100

 

La Dispute - Wildlife - I have 4 sealed copies. "They're all first presses, but I don't know what variants" - my roommate

 

Polar Bear Club – Clash Battle Guilt Pride - 1^st press Blue / 300

 

United Nations – S/T (with Abbey Road insert!) - Fiery Red/1000 **PENDING**

 

 

Have Heart - Songs to Scream at the Sky - Sound & Fury Blue

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

more to cum (maybe, idk)

 

 

 

Any information on specific conditions, or whatever the hell you want, just text or PM, I really don't care.

 

K cool bye

Yo I traveled safe as fuck...I even traveled to applebee's at 10 pm bc I was starving

 

Anyway, I'm here with all ze records. I'm gonna get crackin' on packagin' these other ones and..I've maybe 50 new records I have to add, uuggghhh



 

WWWOOOOOOOO

 

holy SHIT my bad haha

 

Bad time to be switching jobs (technically a promotion and changing locations), and also my sister flew in because our mother had back to back operations trying to fix her colon so she didn't die (almost did! but she's okay now (for now)). AND ON TOP OF THAT each time I'd log into VC it would just load..and load...and load...and then my ADHD would kick in and POOF i'd completely forget what the hell were my intentions! 

 

Anyway, SORRY GUYSSSSS

 

I MAILED 4 RECORDS TODAY BECAUSE I DIDNT GET TO GO TO MY DAMN DAD'S HOUSE TO GET MY DAMN RECORDS, BUT I'M GOING RIGHT AFTER I SEND THIS DAMN MESSAGE. (insert dumb & dumber scene where harry says, "I'm going to toss this damn curse right into that damn pond!")

 

Allll riigghhttyy then...the following 4 packages are coming to:

Casey Whitman: 9549 0110 0727 3175 5706 78 Expected Delivery Date: 06/27/13

 

Robert Silva: 9549 0110 0727 3175 5702 96 Expected Delivery Date: 07/01/13

 

Lawrence Kaplan: 9549 0110 0727 3175 5694 36 Expected Delivery Date: 07/01/13

 

Jonathan Fugge: 9549 0110 0727 3175 5704 87 Expected Delivery Date: 06/29/13

 

Okay, I'm gonna leave this page open so it'll say I'm online, but I'll be driving to 'ol dingleBerryville, Virginia to grab my other records! 

 

Marvin, Cory, and David! You dudes are next!

 

K bye

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vJ4zrB41mg

DID ANYONE FUCKING LISTEN TO THESE FUCKING SONGS?!

 

dey so gud

WHAT HAPPENED TO SHOWERING AFTER SEX AND PEEING TOGETHER...TOILETS ARE FOR CHUMPS

KRISTEN WIIG AS BRICK'S LOVE INTEREST.

 

PANTS PARTY INVITATION RECEIVED!

you’re good just as long as you haven’t done that to every girl you’ve slept with haha. then it would definitely be weird.

 

haha NO WAY JOSE! 

 

"Hey...wanna come over and look at my photographic series of roofied girls puking in my toilet, and listen to stories of me banging them?"

Yeah, not my cup of tea, Madie! haha

I've never heard of this before??!! I lived with a man for a while and he never attempted this. I would be so mad though.

 

 

Lol.

This probably belongs in the man advice thread, but its here so I have to ask: why do guys insist on sneaking photos of gals on the toilet? It blows my mind haha.

 

 

 

In retrospect, I gueeesssssss it seeeeems weeeeeird, but I did it for mere laughs because I'm a fun-loving goofball, as she is as well, and so it was for mere laughs to be had the next day! Which I showed her and she busted out laughing, MAINLY bc her butt was hovering over a giant litterbox, and she asked me to send it to her so she could forever look back on it as the day that "MacGruber made me vomit". 

I promise I'm not a creep!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZpu_U5gyk4

I got a friggin boner just reading that.

Haha that was great

 

 

Fuckin lovin this guy

 

 

that was awesome.

 

 

^ Best comeback post.

 

 

 

hahaha, GLAD I COULD ENTERTAIN YOU DUDES

 

I actually took a pic of her squatting at the toilet....what's hilarious is there's a GIANT litterbox behind her, so it looks as if she took the dumps.

WELP, I saw someone posted a RIYL topic, and it hit me: you guys need to hear my friend's band Rozwell Kid. If ever you've heard of the Demon Beat, Jordan is the drummer who wanted to branch off and share his love for space and aliens and awesome catchy tunes. 

 

Jordan's probably the funniest fucking dudes I've ever known, and jesus christ just spend like 5 minutes looking through his Twitter 

 

 

Feel free to go back through Rozwell Kid's bandcamp to hear his new album "Unmacho", or simply just look at all the hilarious shit he tweets. Either way, do something, ya chumps.

 

 

My friend Jason made that RK video, and Demon Beat's (RIYL: Ty Segall) video featuring some good friends of mine..this video and song are fucking GREAT

 

 

So yeah, guys n gals...rock on.