Guest baseball Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Authorities were alerted after a parishoner heard "rustling and groaning" coming from inside the confession box and pulled back the curtains to reveal a goth-rock couple engaged in oral sex, ANSA said. The agency said the pair -- a 31-year-old laborer and a 32-year-old teacher -- defended their conduct saying: "We are atheists and for us, having sex in church is like doing it any other place." However, Bishop Antonio Lanfranchi of Cesena-Sarsina took said the couple's behavior was "an outrage of notable proportions which bespeaks unutterable squalor." He added that a special ceremony would be held to purify the confession box. http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/06/04/cathedral.sex/index.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Hilarity ensues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmonaut Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 so the outrage was notable, but the squalor was unutterable? just want to make sure i understand what can or cannot be uttered or noted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 amazing.. simply amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riddle350 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 that's awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest baseball Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 I like how their just like "nah, it's cool, we're atheists...don't sweat it, it's what we do." Maybe next they'll find a 6 year old boy and a priest...."no, don't worry, it's cool, I'm a priest." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riddle350 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 I like how their just like "nah, it's cool, we're atheists...don't sweat it, it's what we do."Maybe next they'll find a 6 year old boy and a priest...."no, don't worry, it's cool, I'm a priest." what happens in confessional stays in confessional Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xfedaykinx Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 its shit like this that makes catholics across the globe villify atheists. stupid assholes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Here's the thing, if they're atheists why are they in a church to begin with? That's like walking into a vegan deli with a steak and being like, "It's cool, I'm not a vegan". You know they don't have anything to interest you. If getting your rocks off in public is your thing, that's cool, but don't act like you "happened" to be in a church boning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Here's the thing, if they're atheists why are they in a church to begin with? That's like walking into a vegan deli with a steak and being like, "It's cool, I'm not a vegan". You know they don't have anything to interest you. If getting your rocks off in public is your thing, that's cool, but don't act like you "happened" to be in a church boning. Have to agree with this. If you want people to respect your beliefs you have to respect theirs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouncingsoles123 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 its shit like this that makes catholics across the globe villify atheists. stupid assholes Pretty much. Like I don't agree with religion a lot or believe with religion, but I still respect it. For every religious nut there is another dumb athiest. Everyone sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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