salparadise Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 just asked me out on a date tonight. ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hickey Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Do it! Do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddieruckus Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 that is my dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salparadise Posted July 4, 2008 Author Share Posted July 4, 2008 i declined. i have so much other stuff to do today. plus she's a little weird, and the potential creepiness of the whole situation really gets to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 i declined. i have so much other stuff to do today. plus she's a little weird, and the potential creepiness of the whole situation really gets to me. creepiness? I don't even care what else was going on that day, I'd be there. haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 i wanna marry rich! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhamm212 Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 DO IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salparadise Posted July 4, 2008 Author Share Posted July 4, 2008 i declined. i have so much other stuff to do today. plus she's a little weird, and the potential creepiness of the whole situation really gets to me. creepiness? I don't even care what else was going on that day, I'd be there. haha. she's really weird, and it's obviously not going to go anywhere. i wish i could explain how absolutely insane this lady is. too weird. if she was better looking and didn't have a constant like crazy murderous look on her face, i totally would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hickey Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Seriously dude, you're 20 (I get this from looking at your profile). Drop what you're doing, go out with this rich old crow...if the stars align, you'll marry her. She'll kick around for somewhere between 20 and 30 years. She'll die. You'll get the loot. Then you'll be the millionaire and can ask out a 20 year old girl...and the cycle begins again. Throw integrity and morals out the door and DO THIS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salparadise Posted July 4, 2008 Author Share Posted July 4, 2008 so not worth it hahahahaha. and if i married her id be my friends step-dad. and that would be weird/awesome/awkward. i have better shit to do then get involved with anymore moms, though. one experience ruined the whole batch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattramone Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Hit that shit like a runaway freight train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamitekid Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 sugar mama? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickheitman Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 creepiness? I don't even care what else was going on that day, I'd be there. haha. she's really weird, and it's obviously not going to go anywhere. i wish i could explain how absolutely insane this lady is. too weird. if she was better looking and didn't have a constant like crazy murderous look on her face, i totally would. post pics and/or myspace link. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 she's really weird, and it's obviously not going to go anywhere. i wish i could explain how absolutely insane this lady is. too weird. if she was better looking and didn't have a constant like crazy murderous look on her face, i totally would. post pics and/or myspace link. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 i declined. i have so much other stuff to do today. plus she's a little weird, and the potential creepiness of the whole situation really gets to me. what is the worst that can happen, really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xjustinxschwierx Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 pics or it didn't happen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hickey Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 so not worth it hahahahaha. and if i married her id be my friends step-dad. and that would be weird/awesome/awkward. i have better shit to do then get involved with anymore moms, though. one experience ruined the whole batch. I think the step dad thing makes it even cooler. You can boss your buddy around and make him call you dad...fucking awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaps Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 pics or it didn't happen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtmanner Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 At least get a free dinner out of it or something, maybe even a couple BJ's. Although something about her having a "murderous look" might not mix so well with getting it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
googlemyass Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 sauce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Smokey: Older the berry, the sweeter the juice. Craig: Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice. Smokey: Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfucker too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 man, I don't even want to THINK of the horrid things I'd do if there was a chance I could get a new guitar (or motorcycle!) out of it. Horrible, unspeakable things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salparadise Posted July 5, 2008 Author Share Posted July 5, 2008 sugar mama? had one. woulda rather fucked her than had nice shit. i declined. i have so much other stuff to do today. plus she's a little weird, and the potential creepiness of the whole situation really gets to me. what is the worst that can happen, really? an awesome lawsuit, a baby, loss of friendship. having to put it in a post menopausal woman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 sugar mama? had one. woulda rather fucked her than had nice shit. what is the worst that can happen, really? an awesome lawsuit, a baby, loss of friendship. having to put it in a post menopausal woman? Millions of dollars... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salparadise Posted July 5, 2008 Author Share Posted July 5, 2008 had one. woulda rather fucked her than had nice shit. an awesome lawsuit, a baby, loss of friendship. having to put it in a post menopausal woman? Millions of dollars... that i would never get, becauuuuuuuuse she's crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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