lokithelion Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 I figured more people than I have this problem. You get drunk, think you're edgy and make a fucked up joke that you realize as soon as you make it, has offended your significant other. A few minutes ago I was watching "The Baxter" with my lady. Michelle Williams is in it. I say shes hot. I say "Man I'd totally let her rebound on me from Heath Ledger... shit you could take part too! And since she's heartbroken she wouldn't develop feelings for either of us so your normal hangups wont matter!" I actually got the shocked face for once. Anyone else got anything? loki's girlfriend speaking: at this point, heath ledger is more appealing. loki again FOR SERIOUS THIS WOMAN RULES! i'm still drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickheitman Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 post this story when you are sober, and i will probably laugh about 1/2 as much. but my girlfriend is a feminist and all ym friends make sexist jokes around her. and when i laugh she gets real mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted July 14, 2008 Author Share Posted July 14, 2008 My lady has the third biggest balls in whatever room she is in. She works in a tattoo parlor and hold her own among the boys club. She is uber badass. Actually getting a shocked face from her is like finding Santa acutally fillin dem stockns'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickheitman Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Actually getting a shocked face from her is like finding Santa acutally fillin dem stockns'. best metaphor ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xadamhudsonx Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 I figured more people than I have this problem. You get drunk, think you're edgy and make a fucked up joke that you realize as soon as you make it, has offended your significant other. A few minutes ago I was watching "The Baxter" with my lady. Michelle Williams is in it. I say shes hot. I say "Man I'd totally let her rebound on me from Heath Ledger... shit you could take part too! And since she's heartbroken she wouldn't develop feelings for either of us so your normal hangups wont matter!" I actually got the shocked face for once. Anyone else got anything? loki's girlfriend speaking: at this point, heath ledger is more appealing. loki again FOR SERIOUS THIS WOMAN RULES! i'm still drunk. I don't understand what she's upset about... you say she could be included.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyperinactive Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 but my girlfriend is a feminist and all ym friends make sexist jokes around her. and when i laugh she gets real mad. those jokes are just too easy to make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickheitman Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 but my girlfriend is a feminist and all ym friends make sexist jokes around her. and when i laugh she gets real mad. those jokes are just too easy to make. what's the useless peice of skin around the vagina called? THE WOMAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desensitizedbyu Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 I have found something worse to reply to the question to "Does this make me look fat?" than yes. "Take a few steps back so I can see it all." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted July 14, 2008 Author Share Posted July 14, 2008 I just heard about the Cock Slam club. Apparently a gang member came into her tattoo shop the other day and wanted a gang sign. Dude said if he got the tattoo he might get out of having "The Six Minutes" where the whole gang kicks his ass for six minutes. She just kicks off with "Man that shit is nothing. To finish your apprenticeship here you have to be in the cock slam club." Dudes all like "Whats the cock slam club?" "Everyone has to slam their cock in the door... except Troy cause dudes the newest and he isn't done with his apprenticeship yet. We've all done it!" "What do you do as a chick?" "My tits." "Your tits?!!?! YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!" I love my lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desensitizedbyu Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 I wanna see this chick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickheitman Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 haha that rules! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted July 14, 2008 Author Share Posted July 14, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desensitizedbyu Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 She's a badass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 My girlfriend and I say the meanest shit possible to each other all the time. It's sort of a running joke between us to see who can offend the other more often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Not my girlfriend but I took a chick to prom one time (friend of a friend) and we were eating dinner and everyone's food came but mine. At this point I asked "So....Do you have an eating disorder or something?" Needless to say it didn't go well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salparadise Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 i say things that fit into this category constantly. looking at a picture of my friends band with some other dudes, "wow...pretty sure at least 3 or 4 of those guys and i have slept with the same girls" best one i can recall right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salparadise Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 aahaha, also went to see control with eric the red and my lady at the time and when deborah saks ian if he loves annick and he replies with "what does that have to do with us?" i definitely laughed for an uncomfortable amount of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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