eddieruckus Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 i owe it to yes I cannibus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillho Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 (Otto leaving 'Stoner's Pot Palace') "Man, that is flagrant false advertising!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonix Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Homer at his new job in Cypress Creek Homer: are you guys working? workers: Yes sir Mr. Simpson! Homer: Can you work any harder? workers: sure thing Mr. Simpson :noticeably faster typing sounds: Homer: hey, call me Homer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillho Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 Mrs. Namath: "Joe, hun, I fixed it. It was just vapor lock!" *and a much needed bump* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonix Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security. That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting. Uh huh. Yeah, it's a shame, I know, but...well, try and have a merry Christmas. [hangs up] They weren't home, uh huh. But I left a message on their answering machine, that's right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillho Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 SPEEDWAY SQUAD! In color! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmonaut Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Bart: Dad, are you licking toads? Homer: I'm not not licking toads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillho Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 This foam finger is ludicrously over sized! Go swap it out for a normal one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 "I wash myself with a rag on a stick" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomleggett Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 There are too many, a few favourites "I was saying Boourns" "So I says to Mabel I says..." Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart? Homer: New glasses? Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him. Homer: Probably misses his old glasses. Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities but then I'd be afraid of smothering him. Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair. Marge: That's not what I meant. Homer: It was, Marge, admit it. Favourite episode has to be King Size Homer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 You do remember your promise to the kids..? "When you're 18, you're out the door!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 "I'll take any questions you might have... you, and then one more." (Milhouse) Can we call you Uncle Blackey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jurrobear Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4i8SpNgzA4&hl=en&fs=1 This was nothing short of amazing.-juliO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melvinscam Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Bart- i miss my dog. Homer- well crying won't bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. so you can sit here eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to bring your dog back or you can go and find him. Bart - i'm gonna go find my dog! Homer- rats, i almost had him eating dog food. Bart (waking up from nightmare) AHHHHHHHHH\ homer - bart is that you? bart - yeah. homer - take out the garbage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxamaphone Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 "I traveled the world and the seven seas/I am watching you through a camera!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intothewild Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7mj6e_the-simpsons-stir-crazy-kids_shortfilms @ 41 seconds: Marge: There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome. Bart: Hello Mother dear. I don't know why but it cracks me up every time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Krusty: "Ahhhhh!" Animal Woman: "She must think you're after her eggs!" Krusty: "I only ate ONE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillho Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Sir, if you would just settle down id be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullflip Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Rainier Wolfcastle: my eyes! the goggles do nothing Dr Nick: the most rewarding part was when he gave me my money Helicopter Pilot: Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy land, where nothing can possibl-ie go wrong. Possibl-y go wrong. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong Australian man: ahh i see youve played knifee spoonee before Bart: uh its hard for us to leave when you're standing there, Mom. Homer: push her down, son Skinner: i'll do it bart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exitenglish1208 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmythescumbag Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 ...and you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled? http://mcooki.es/54624 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstar71888 Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 "I sleep in a drawer" -A Milhouse Divided Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonix Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 Lots'a prostitutes in there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melvinscam Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 *homer recieves gift basket* What did you get that for? pushing mr burns from a 4th story window. makes sense to me. did he die? what am i, a doctor? that's what you get for not hailing to the chimp! Troy McLure, i thought you said he was dead. No, what i said is he "sleeps with the fishes" Woah, i'm seeing double, FOUR krusties! Such educational fims as "two minus three equals negitive fun! and Firecrackers, the silent killer." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstar71888 Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 congrats to Lisa and Hugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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