Guest streetcore Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 I'm applying for a new job Monday and with it comes a drug test so whats a good product you all would recommend to purchase from GNC to cleanse me out? If it comes down to it i'll use the oldie but goodie, a mini m'n'm container full of clean pee under the ol' sac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Don't do drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murakami Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Don't do drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crossedoff Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Don't do drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Don't do drugs. Pretty much. Never sure why people use drugs and then clamor for figuring out ways to make other people think they don't use them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullCircleHook Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Seriously, drink a gallon of water before you go in. Make it to where you have to piss so bad, you can barely wait to get the cup in your hand. I know I used to take Golden Seal, but I'm not sure if that shit works anymore. Good luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tanukichu Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Don't do drugs. This. And study chapters 3 and 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minty Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Do so many drugs that the test must be false. "More THC than urine? Technology these days..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zac Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Do so many drugs that the test must be false. "More THC than urine? Technology these days..." This is the best idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest streetcore Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Don't do drugs. This. And study chapters 3 and 4. i thought pot didn't count as drugz?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostatsea Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Don't do drugs.but since that didn't work you can go to a head shop and pay like $30 for a 12 ounce bottle of something that is supposed to work. I have never used it. I hope there is a money back guarantee...just in case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest streetcore Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Don't do drugs.but since that didn't work you can go to a head shop and pay like $30 for a 12 ounce bottle of something that is supposed to work. I have never used it. I hope there is a money back guarantee...just in case. my dad failed one and got a refund. you were supposed to stop smoking 3 days prior but he smoked up until the night before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynameisdan Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Don't do drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest baseball Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Okay, there's only two ways you can actually pass a drug test. 1) Don't do drugs. 2) Synthetic Urine. It's about $30, but it will work. Comes with a heating pad and everything, just bring it with you. I've never had to pass a drug test, but I do know for a fact synthetic urine works. http://www.keepshooting.com/selfdefense/fake-urine/fake-urine-pass-drugtest.htm Drinking too much water will just dilute your piss and it won't take. Those drinks will likely just contaminate your sample. If you go with the synthetic, I've ordered stuff from that site in the link above before, and they shipped very quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aarondanger Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Do more drugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valentine Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 is this all we needed to do to get baseball back here? talk about weed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jochert Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Drug Test when applyling for a job? For real? Over here we smoke bongs at job interviews... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knealey Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Drug Test when applyling for a job? For real?Over here we smoke bongs at job interviews... 420 BRO FUCK YEAH Smoke that danky wonder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Do more drugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest baseball Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 is this all we needed to do to get baseball back here? talk about weed? Haha, purely a coincidence. First time I read the board in a month and this was at the top of the page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest baseball Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Drug Test when applyling for a job? For real?Over here we smoke bongs at job interviews... Yup, we lack many freedoms in the US. The majority of businesses in the private sector do pre-employment drug tests nowadays. The US government was sued and lost on the grounds that drug testing is unconstitutional a while back for trying to drug test its employees. You can still get many government jobs without being subjected to drug tests, unless you're trying to get some kind of security clearance. Companies in the private sector have much more leeway in their hiring practices. Here's how it works. The drug czar and a handful of politicians are connected to private interests in the drug testing industry. They use connections with the insurance companies to offer better rates to companies who conduct employment drug tests, which in turn makes the businesses happy, which makes the insurance companies happy, which leads to more money for the drug testing industry, which leads to more money for the politicians in things like campaign contributions. The problem, of course, is that drug testing doesn't work. 1) Studies often reveal that false positives (saying you failed when you didn't) occur often, ruining many people's lives in the process. 2) Drug testing is often counterproductive, particuarly for kids. I've read some literature on this and what commonly happens is kids gravitate towards more dangerous drugs that stay in your system less time in order to pass tests. So instead of using a benign drug like marijuana that stays in their system up to a month, they switch to amphetamines, alcohol, cocaine, or prescription drugs which only stay in your system a few days. 3) There's no link that drug testing increases productivity in any way. Particuarly because drug tests don't distinguish between use and abuse. A good manager identifies a useful employee far better than a drug test. And you know, there's the fact that no one aside from a doctor has any fucking business examining your bodily fluids. It's amazing to me that people accept such a gross violation of privacy, especially when it's just a money making scheme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thechuckdiezel Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Do more drugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twat Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Tastes like shit. Gets the job done, when your too high to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deville Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 just get a whizzinator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melikecheese Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 just get a whizzinator the creators of that are going to jail I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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