jayeffscene Posted January 19, 2009 Author Share Posted January 19, 2009 dante would choke you with all the money he raised selling his vinyl on ebay to help you get to the match you just lost. Ahaha. Awesome. +1 for this and to make up for the cheap shot on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 kylelovesswastikas would summon hitler from his grave and they would burn you in an oven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kylewilliam Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 dante would choke you with all the money he raised selling his vinyl on ebay to help you get to the match you just lost. Ahaha. Awesome. +1 for this and to make up for the cheap shot on you. so i just won this? does that mean i get to crash my van into you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayeffscene Posted January 19, 2009 Author Share Posted January 19, 2009 Ahaha. Awesome. +1 for this and to make up for the cheap shot on you. so i just won this? does that mean i get to crash my van into you? Hardest I've ever laughed at something on this board. So yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 mcm1610 would kill you with a hockey stick googlemyballs would teabag you until you died from suffocation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feedbacker Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Two?! Come ooooonnnnnnnnnn. I know I'm an ultra lightweight but two? Two only makes me reasonably tipsy. Three, however.... Clearly you don't remember what we did after you had two on Saturday. ahahahahahaha or that time she had a tiny sip of rum and some wawa? she cried. no lie. or on new years when she shrieked at the top of her lungs about a baby being born, then drunk called some dude and shrieked some more while sliding butt first down her step. bahahaha nicole. stop drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Juan/ Loki/ anybody that writes for Mammoth except me could just crush every bone in the opponents body with their beard. Beard Power...activate!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 holy christ juan, when did you get over 11,000? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murakami Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 the man is a posting machine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Nooooo...I just spend waaaaaay to much time here...instead of working... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 ummm, you're a mod now, this IS work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 ummm, you're a mod now, this IS work That's good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest falloutcollapse Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Nick Heitman and Mark Butt would team up with their food tattoos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minty Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I'd hold you infront of a light source until you burnt to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 i'd be so annoying you'd want to off yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grammarpolice Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I would place you under arrest according to statute 17.a3 of the Grammar Code, try you in front of a jury of your illiterate friends, then strap you into a chair, Clockwork Orange style and flash the basic rules of the English language at you until your eyes bleed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tanukichu Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Two?! Come ooooonnnnnnnnnn. I know I'm an ultra lightweight but two? Two only makes me reasonably tipsy. Three, however.... Clearly you don't remember what we did after you had two on Saturday. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaha.............................................................................. wait.....what did we do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tanukichu Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Clearly you don't remember what we did after you had two on Saturday. ahahahahahaha or that time she had a tiny sip of rum and some wawa? she cried. no lie. or on new years when she shrieked at the top of her lungs about a baby being born, then drunk called some dude and shrieked some more while sliding butt first down her step. bahahaha nicole. stop drinking. Lulz. I hatechoo (not). I'm assuming "sip" to you equals three/four large shots of rum. Also that was my first time drunk ever; cut me some slack. It was like more than two years ago. And New Years Eve was just fun and you know it. You apparently didn't see all the drunk text messages I sent out either. I probably shouldn't be allowed to have communication devices while intoxicated I'll give you that. I'm sorry I don't have a large manly alcohol tolerance like you Ian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 the scott/flood character would split into two people, and then eat his opponent... obviously. i like this one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xsteponmex Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 xsteponmex would strip down and mesmerize you with her no0d body, then rip out your heart from your chest : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desensitizedbyu Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 We're still waiting for those! We all know what Frowning Bill would do...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentgods Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I would cause people to listen to insanely fast grindcore and have them headbang to it until they snap their own head off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Juan/ Loki/ anybody that writes for Mammoth except me could just crush every bone in the opponents body with their beard. I think mine would just me "loki would get his lady to tattoo the person to death" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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