morgan Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 so it was brought to my attention today that my best friend who i had some of the best times of my life with and lived at my house for a while hooked up with my girlfriend when she was drunk on new years to get back at me for something that wasn't even my fault. then didn't feel the need to tell me and came over my house and chilled like nothing happened for a month. i'm not a macho man or ever really looked for/got into a fight in my life, but i want to beat his face in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
googlemyass Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 yes because violence solves everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtw88 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 If you would beat his face in why not your girlfriend's too? Dump them both, they both sound like assholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 If you would be his face in why not your girlfriend's too?Dump them both, they both sound like assholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morgan Posted January 27, 2009 Author Share Posted January 27, 2009 i plan on dumping her next time i see her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 1) is she still your girlfriend? 2) Who does something to "get back at you" and then doesn't tell you? What a pussy 3) Beat her ass, it's probably easier. If it's too hard wait until she's drunk because she's apparently a slut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theambulancereview Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 If you would be his face in why not your girlfriend's too?Dump them both, they both sound like assholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morgan Posted January 27, 2009 Author Share Posted January 27, 2009 If you would be his face in why not your girlfriend's too?Dump them both, they both sound like assholes. she at least felt like she should tell me. eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 be the better man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 fuck that dude, she deserves to get dumped via text message. at least when you see her you can spit at her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minty Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Get him drunk and have sex with him. Then you will be the alpha male and he will know his social ranking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 she at least felt like she should tell me. eventually. ...eventually? if she really regretted it and was sorry she should have at least confessed right away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 a wise man once said... bitches ain't shit but ho's and tricks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtw88 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 You should concoct a crazy scheme like in Oldboy to fuck them for life. Like, get her to have a baby with him, then separate all of them from each other. When they are all older and cannot recognize each other, make them threeway and your friend and his son can have buttsechs and your girl can felch it. Then you can tell them all on separately and tell them you won't tell anyone if they cut their tongues off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest naytoid Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Get him drunk and have sex with him. Then you will be the alpha male and he will know his social ranking. Hahaha. Now this is how you get back at someone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headtowall Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 dump your girl, and beat the shit out of him. win win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcstrange87 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Get him drunk and have sex with him. Then you will be the alpha male and he will know his social ranking. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlejonnyhormone Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 This sucks, I have no idea who I would be more pissed off at But if he is really truly a good friend... After a while, and it may be a long while, you guys are gonna look back and laugh at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 i voted yes. you probably already feel like an idiot for not knowing (thats how i felt) so fucking hit him when he isnt looking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 actually, this sounds exactly like the plot of greys anatomy. so clearly the solution is to move across the country then date and fall in love with a flaky moody younger girl who's your subordinate at work. it should work out great til your ex comes looking for you to get back together. then your best friend follows her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 yeah dude, move to the west coast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desensitizedbyu Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Fuck them both, dump that bitch and forget about that douche. Why would he get back at you and not say anything? What a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skanknsmile Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 send her a barber shop quartet that sings, very vulgarly mind you, that she's a dirty whore and you hope she gets aids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
counterfiction Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 dump her but don't say a word to him. then when you're both REALLY drunk, beat the living shit out of him and blame it on the alcohol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirbypuckett Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Teleport back in time and prevent this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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