twelvetwenty Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Well, did he cum...? Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 About 3 feet in front of me Coincidentally, the chicks I have sex with are usually three feet in front of me as well. ....because they never know that you're just beating off behind them......? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Coincidentally, the chicks I have sex with are usually three feet in front of me as well. ....because they never know that you're just beating off behind them......? No he just likes a wide berth from his TV and computer screens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamitekid Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 About 3 feet in front of me Coincidentally, the chicks I have sex with are usually three feet in front of me as well. well done mediocore. well done. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Coincidentally, the chicks I have sex with are usually three feet in front of me as well. ....because they never know that you're just beating off behind them......? They'd better know. I'm not paying these bitches to act indifferent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 ....because they never know that you're just beating off behind them......? They'd better know. I'm not paying these bitches to act indifferent! Fucking classic red bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natalia Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Well, did he cum...? Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public! Nice Mallrats reference! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxmartinxx Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 So not enough detail to make me believe this shit really happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddieruckus Posted February 12, 2009 Author Share Posted February 12, 2009 So not enough detail to make me believe this shit really happened. sorry I was posting it on my phone, what would you like to know? we walked out back and saw two kids having sex, everyone told me to call the cops so I did, when the cops got there she was blowing the dude, they called the kids parents and hung out at back for a while, I went back inside and then an hour later they were gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 god, you're such liar dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Seriously, why wouldn't you just leave when you got seen by people? I guess if you're having sex at that age you're a bit of a different breed but still. Its almost like you want to get caught. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I guess they didn't have enough money for a movie ticket...or a condom. "Thanks..i'm a gonorrhea girl" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjaicomo Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Kinda wondered what I'd do in a situation like this. I'd imagine I'd yell something about the holocaust and run off.That's gotta kill the mood, right? Also, am I the only one amazed that they were banging and then he was getting a BJ when the cops showed up? I could have finished, started, finished and had a nap by then. You think those kids know what the holocaust is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddieruckus Posted February 12, 2009 Author Share Posted February 12, 2009 oh yeah they both had backpacks with them, this was about 15 min after the middleschool 5 minutes away let out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electricsnow Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 oh yeah they both had backpacks with them, this was about 15 min after the middleschool 5 minutes away let out Maybe they were doing their sex ed homework................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 oh yeah they both had backpacks with them, this was about 15 min after the middleschool 5 minutes away let out Is there a Mormon church nearby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddieruckus Posted February 12, 2009 Author Share Posted February 12, 2009 theres a few churches, but I dont think mormon ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boizee Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 it was also jungle fever and unprotected ...someone REALLY disappointed her parents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlejonnyhormone Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 This thread is all kinds of disappointment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 This thread is all kinds of disappointment. Most things related to a 14-year old's sexual escapades tend to be, unless they somehow manage to include a combination of the following: a 43-year old man in a clown suit; three shaved poodles; a SnuggieTM; a rubberized spatula. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlejonnyhormone Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I hate clowns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burnitdown Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 she have pink nipples? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brentoage Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 hahah what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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