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Woman Swaps Children for Cockatoo and Cash


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i guess the bird would be less annoying than the 2 kids, so that lady made out pretty well.

Cockatoos are notoriously loud, plus you can't kick them out when they turn 18, but they live 40-60 years. On the other hand, they're probably a hell of a lot cheaper than kids. I wonder if she took all that into account...

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she traded her KIDS for A BIRD. you think that cunt has the brains to take anything into account?

I'm just saying, it may or may not be a good trade. Although, cockatoos are expensive and you can get kids for free, so actually that's a pretty clever way to get a cheap cockatoo...

Seriously, though, there is obviously something very wrong with this woman.

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This is a good trade.

People had a bird they didn't want, and they wanted kids.

Lady had kids she didn't want, and she wanted a bird.

Hillbilly gets a Cockatoo.

Parents get kids they want.

Kids get parents who want then (and no contact with the Cocaktoo).

Who is the loser? Besides the bird. Fucking bird.

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she traded her KIDS for A BIRD. you think that cunt has the brains to take anything into account?

technically, they weren't even her kids. the cops don't even know how she got them or really where their parents are/who they are. which makes it even more hilarious.

but must suck for the kids.

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