Best Simpsons episode?

[saxamaphone]

"As a matter of fact, I didn’t even give you my coat!"

[coasterguy2]

"As a matter of fact, I didn’t even give you my coat!"

Quotes with pictures are so much more hilarious. Good work.

[Guest duhpunk]

Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.

Bart: Right, the leprechaun.

Ralph: He told me to burn things.

[steventangent]

when I saw the thread title, I instantly wanted to post

[Guest smccown13]

when I saw the thread title, I instantly wanted to post

Ahhh..the Denver Broncos?!

+1

[Guest smccown13]

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,417748~3~0~25bestand1,00.html

Discuss?

[six42intheam]

no one has mentioned any episode with a grampa simpson ramble

"Homer and Apu" - Ah, there's an interesting story behind this nickel. In 1957, I remember it was, I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. I set the toaster to three - medium brown...

"Sideshow Bob Roberts" - Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. 'A' he'd say. Then 'B'. 'C' would usually follow...

"Last Exit To Springfield" - We can’t bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell ‘em stories that don’t go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

Stupid cordless phone AHHHHHH THATS BETTER! HOW YOU DOING GURDY?

[melvinscam]

"Last Exit To Springfield" - We can’t bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell ‘em stories that don’t go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

that was my answering machine message when i was in college.

[casey]

Mr. Plow

I'm not a Simpsons-phile really, but I love this one.

[mcm1610]

Pretty much everyone mentioned Last Exit to Springfield, though.

[tanukichu]

I can't believe I forgot the episode where Homer finds out there's a crayon lodged in his brain and when it gets removed he becomes incredibly intelligent. I love episodes that explore Homer and Lisa's father/daughter dynamic. I always find it adorable.

[punkrudeboy]

Pretty much everyone mentioned Last Exit to Springfield, though.

That's because it will never be topped!

[mcm1610]

There's too much going on for me to quote, but in the episode where Bart works at the burlesque house, there's a lot of good lines as Marge tries to tell the town about its existence.

"The house is perfectly fine!"

"Then quit raggin' on the house!"

[saxamaphone]

[mcm1610]

Hahaha. Love it.

[mcm1610]

Oh, Season 4 is absolutely full of gems, including Kamp Krusty.

"We'll start with questions. You, and then one more."

"Can we call you Uncle Blacky?"

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"Are you sure it's safe?"

"It ain't getting any safer."

[six42intheam]

MY INSULIN!

[element101]

i cant stop watching this and laughing. love this show too much.