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i am now waiting for the "i fought brokencyde tonight" thread

HAHAH man I hope so. I'm opting for Brand New tonight, so I won't be able to start that one. Boo.

Also, although I think Rihanna is talentless (yeah, yeah, I think she's blaah), nobody deserves to be beat up by their boyfriend, especially by the ones who are rich and famous. I would have antagonized him as well.

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i am now waiting for the "i fought brokencyde tonight" thread

HAHAH man I hope so. I'm opting for Brand New tonight, so I won't be able to start that one. Boo.

Also, although I think Rihanna is talentless (yeah, yeah, I think she's blaah), nobody deserves to be beat up by their boyfriend, especially by the ones who are rich and famous. I would have antagonized him as well.

shit i forgot about Brand New, i am going to go

if i see you i'm definitely going to buy you a drink or two or something

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Inquiring minds need more info man. How did it all spill out? What'd he say? His entourage say anything? What happened with the cops? Are you gonna be on TMZ??

So here's how this all panned out:

My sister and I were with 3 of our friends enjoying a game of bowling. I had heard a rumor the night before that he was seen playing basketball at the local college less than 5 miles from our house. (Turns out it was true). We're about 3 frames into our game when a huge group of black guys rolls up in the bowling alley at the front desk. I jokingly said "5 bucks says it's Chris Brown" (I didn't actually get 5 bucks from anyone). So turns out they get the lane next to ours. We are not ok with this. We all LOVE Rihanna (I would break up with my girlfriend of 5 years if I knew I had a chance). So they start bowling and I "accidentally" let my ball slip out of my hands and into their lane only ending up in a gutter-ball. I get the "Yo son what are you doing???" with that annoying cackle that big groups of people do. I say "Sorry, I'm not used to bowling around famous people and I guess I'm nervous?"

So everything is cool for a frame until they have problems with their lane and Chris Brown says "I think it's broke?" when I say "Like Rihanna's face?" This did not fair well with the group as they told me to "shut my mouth and mind my own business". They say "We're just trying to have a good time." I say "We're just here trying to have a good time too, but it's a little difficult with an egotistical fuckhead that beats women standing 10 feet away from us." This is where a manager comes over to ask me to cool it or they'll kick me out. Two of Chris Brown's entourage continue to talk shit on me until the manager is telling them to cool down as well. He rolled a gutter-ball (and I don't know how to keep my fucking mouth shut) and ask "Was your dad too busy teaching you how to beat women instead of teaching you how to bowl???" Now there's a problem, I am asked to leave now and am informed that the cops have been called and are on their way. I had to get one last thing in and ask "Can you cover our next game, or is all your money tied up in your lawsuit?" Turns out that none of them are a fan of jokes. I am escorted out of the building and told that I can never come back to the alley, told my sister I'd meet her at home, and as I was pulling out of the parking lot, 4 police cars with flashing lights pull into the parking lot. My sister took that picture with him and then subsequently threw up on the floor behind the seat where you keep score on the computer. She got a ride home.

I swear to god.

This would be a lot funnier if you said these things to him using auto-tune.

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