whateverrrr Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 on Sunday night because my best friend got jumped by four teenagers. they wailed on him until he crumpled to the ground before throwing rocks at his head. they didn't even steal anything from him. luckily the worst of it is three stitches. why are people so angry? edit: at my terrible typing skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riddle350 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 how did he manage to only get three stiches. dudes lucky he's not dead. People suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whateverrrr Posted May 13, 2009 Author Share Posted May 13, 2009 he turned into a ninja or something. he got all into a fight stance once he pulled himself back off the ground, but as soon as the kids heard 911 being called they left. yeah, he's super lucky he isn't badly injured. It was crazy, but at least you couldn't see the blood on his CAMOUFLAGE shirt. I told him that was probably why they jumped him. But really, I guess it's this "crew" initiation thing which is really a gang that isn't organized enough to be called a gang legitimately. Or, that is what the detective said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Kids, am I right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayeffscene Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 he turned into a ninja or something. he got all into a fight stance once he pulled himself back off the ground, but as soon as the kids heard 911 being called they left. yeah, he's super lucky he isn't badly injured. It was crazy, but at least you couldn't see the blood on his CAMOUFLAGE shirt. I told him that was probably why they jumped him. But really, I guess it's this "crew" initiation thing which is really a gang that isn't organized enough to be called a gang legitimately. Or, that is what the detective said. Maybe they were just working on their hardcore dancing and they didn't see him BECAUSE of his camouflage shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 where was this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whateverrrr Posted May 13, 2009 Author Share Posted May 13, 2009 where was this? On Loomis in between 14th & 16th street. It's a strange few blocks of pretty shady area right near Little Italy. We were coming from Taylor & Loomis where he lives and going to this BBQ place that was somewhere over near 18th st maybe? I don't even remember where we were going, because we never got there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 yeah that area changes pretty much block by block. i'll be down in that area this weekend. glad your friend is okay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whateverrrr Posted May 13, 2009 Author Share Posted May 13, 2009 yeah that area changes pretty much block by block. i'll be down in that area this weekend. glad your friend is okay! oh, that's cool, going anywhere special? &thanks! me too!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 my friend invited me to his buddy's party. we went there for halloween, played rockband on a projection screen and drank some weird drink that bubbled with dry ice. it was fun. i'm looking forward to going, he has a sweet loft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whateverrrr Posted May 13, 2009 Author Share Posted May 13, 2009 my friend invited me to his buddy's party. we went there for halloween, played rockband on a projection screen and drank some weird drink that bubbled with dry ice. it was fun. i'm looking forward to going, he has a sweet loft i need a projector so badly. have funnnn!!!! If it's on Friday and you get bored head over to Loomis & Taylor, my friend is having an awesome party. You'll be able to tell which one it is when you get there haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 i think its on saturday, but thanks for the invite! friday i'll be up at ronny's seeing the menzingers and love and squalor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whateverrrr Posted May 13, 2009 Author Share Posted May 13, 2009 oh right! I saw your post. My bad. Have fun with that as well!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakland Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 I know he's your "best friend," but I think you should totally give him a BJ after all that. No big deal, just "you were like a ninja the other night. Let me suck your dick." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whateverrrr Posted May 13, 2009 Author Share Posted May 13, 2009 should I tell my boyfriend I'm doing this, or just maybe let it come up in conversation sometime, maybe at a party in a room full of our friends? Maybe I could yell across the room "tom, remember when you blew your load in my mouth after you were attacked by teenage boys?", while sitting next to my boyfriend. also, +1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakland Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 I'm not sure what your boyfriend has to do with it. Did he get all ninja ass on some wild boyz? Nope. Blow the friend on the DL, whatever it takes. Remember that song? "what's your boyfriend got to do with me? I'm not tryin' to hear that, see!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillho Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 shit like that is why i carry this with me when i'm out late night in Detroit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakland Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Nothing says "get off the streets and do your homework you little shit" like a nice stab wound in the neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whateverrrr Posted May 13, 2009 Author Share Posted May 13, 2009 shit like that is why i carry this with me when i'm out late night in Detroit... lol Dude, you should've struck up some cool poses with that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whateverrrr Posted May 13, 2009 Author Share Posted May 13, 2009 I'm not sure what your boyfriend has to do with it. Did he get all ninja ass on some wild boyz? Nope. Blow the friend on the DL, whatever it takes. Remember that song? "what's your boyfriend got to do with me? I'm not tryin' to hear that, see!" yeah, fuck him until he gets the shit kicked out of him by some teenz. Then we'll talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillho Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 lol Dude, you should've struck up some cool poses with that! this is as cool as i get. and yes, knives and beer DO mix...as long as it's Canadian beer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whateverrrr Posted May 13, 2009 Author Share Posted May 13, 2009 lol Dude, you should've struck up some cool poses with that! this is as cool as i get. and yes, knives and beer DO mix...as long as it's Canadian beer... ahahaha awesomeeeee pics! I wish I could take identical ones! I guess I either need to carry a pocket version of you in my bag, or just buy my own knife. p.s. are you winking at me in that first picture ... ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillho Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 ha, yeah buy your own, OR get some bear mace. ps- that's a for real switch-blade, not one of those manual push and pull ones. my dad got it in germany when he was stationed there in the 60s. PPS- OF COURSE NOT!1!!11! edit: fx'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whateverrrr Posted May 13, 2009 Author Share Posted May 13, 2009 oh shit, you had to think about that last one. edit that. i don't think it should be, because if that is a wink, that is a fucking creepy wink. It'd be better as a face twitch. &more badass. also, could this "dad" you speak of, get me a real life switch blade? or, a copy of the movie "Slingblade" also works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillho Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 no, he's too old to go shoppin for hand to hand combat weapons now. HOWEVER, i sure do like them french fried potaters... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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