scottheisel Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 This is totally amazing. From http://pandagon.blogsome.com Falwell colleague dies getting his autoerotic rubber kink on Throw another religious conservative sexual hypocrite log onto the fire. This one comes to us from Montgomery, Alabama. Let’s start out with the straight take on matters. Reverend Gary Aldridge was found dead in his home in east Montgomery. He was the senior pastor at Thorington Road Baptist Church for the last 15 years.Gary Aldridge graduated from Liberty University and later worked for the late Jerry Falwell. A former colleague at the school remembered him as well. “He went on to become one of the deans and the students loved him. He had a tremendous impact on them,” said Dr. Bob Miller of Liberty University. I guess his friends are going to have a hard time explaining what was going on in Aldridge’s mind at the time he went to meet his maker. The Smoking Gun: An Alabama minister who died in June of “accidental mechanical asphyxia” was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report.Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge’s death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery’s Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge’s two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister’s rubber briefs. Oh my. It gets better. Blogenfreude notes that Aldridge also had a condom-covered dildo up his bum: OK #1: Where did he get the dildo — after all it’s illegal to sell them in Alabama. . #2: The Peter needs to start an investigation on this pronto. Conservative sexual hypocrites – the gift that keeps on giving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 ..........................................................wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 +1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magalvsr13 Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 ..........................................................wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flood Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 rock star death! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 rock star death! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 I love how anti-sex right wing born-again Christians continue to condemn things they themselves enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 I love how anti-sex right wing born-again Christians continue to condemn things they themselves enjoy. And it will continue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skumbucket Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 we had a good laugh in our newsroom when this came out...priceless... probably even better than larry craig... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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