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Isn't the apocalypse suspected because that is where the Mayan calendar ends? Couldn't they just have, you know, stopped making the calendar at that date.

No way, the end of the world is obviously more logical!

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Isn't the apocalypse suspected because that is where the Mayan calendar ends? Couldn't they just have, you know, stopped making the calendar at that date.

No way, the end of the world is obviously more logical!

they probably didn't sell enough copies of the calendar they had to make the next batch of calendars. OOP, ;)
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the Mayan calendar ends in 2020 not 2012 due to a miscalculation.

http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=nl&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.natutech.nl%2F00%2Fnt%2Fnl%2F47%2Fartikel%2F26050%2FBalen%3A_%25272012%2527_is_pas_over_twee_eeuwen.html

...oops. www.sadtrombone.com.

Religion is still retarded and all religions are still a scam to bleed money out of the uneducated masses.

Next, lets talk about the rapture that didn't come in 2000 (aka 1996-due to the Dionysian miscalculation).

Just a speculative fictiooooooon. No cause for alarm.

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the Mayan calendar ends in 2020 not 2012 due to a miscalculation.

http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=nl&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.natutech.nl%2F00%2Fnt%2Fnl%2F47%2Fartikel%2F26050%2FBalen%3A_%25272012%2527_is_pas_over_twee_eeuwen.html

...oops. www.sadtrombone.com.

Religion is still retarded and all religions are still a scam to bleed money out of the uneducated masses.

Next, lets talk about the rapture that didn't come in 2000 (aka 1996-due to the Dionysian miscalculation).

Just a speculative fictiooooooon. No cause for alarm.

great now i have to worry about the end of the world for 10 more years instead of only 2, thanks a lot.

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the Mayan calendar ends in 2020 not 2012 due to a miscalculation.

http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=nl&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.natutech.nl%2F00%2Fnt%2Fnl%2F47%2Fartikel%2F26050%2FBalen%3A_%25272012%2527_is_pas_over_twee_eeuwen.html

...oops. www.sadtrombone.com.

Religion is still retarded and all religions are still a scam to bleed money out of the uneducated masses.

Next, lets talk about the rapture that didn't come in 2000 (aka 1996-due to the Dionysian miscalculation).

Just a speculative fictiooooooon. No cause for alarm.

yep
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I've been thinking about doing a bit about this in my stand-up routine. Tell me if you think it's funny.

"So the Mayan calendar ends in a couple years...has anybody considered that they didn't predict the end of the world in 2012...one dude's arm just got tired? This is the point where they were writing shit down with slate and Mammoth tusk...I mean, I don't necessarily think the world is gonna end in my lifetime...but I'm not gonna make any plans more than 5000 years from now."

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I've been thinking about doing a bit about this in my stand-up routine. Tell me if you think it's funny.

"So the Mayan calendar ends in a couple years...has anybody considered that they didn't predict the end of the world in 2012...one dude's arm just got tired? This is the point where they were writing shit down with slate and Mammoth tusk...I mean, I don't necessarily think the world is gonna end in my lifetime...but I'm not gonna make any plans more than 5000 years from now."

I wouldn't open with it.

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I've been thinking about doing a bit about this in my stand-up routine. Tell me if you think it's funny.

"So the Mayan calendar ends in a couple years...has anybody considered that they didn't predict the end of the world in 2012...one dude's arm just got tired? This is the point where they were writing shit down with slate and Mammoth tusk...I mean, I don't necessarily think the world is gonna end in my lifetime...but I'm not gonna make any plans more than 5000 years from now."

I wouldn't open with it.

Hahahahahaha. +1.

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