Fartcat Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Surprised no female opinions, unless I overlooked them, sorry I'm tired. Silly rabbit, girls don't defecate. They turn their waste into a powerful fuel that keeps them going. Thats why women aren't as lazy as men. Poo fuel. Don't you read books? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 5'11 sitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshnotgood Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I'm a stander, but as a big man, I don't have the reach I used too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japes Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Surprised no female opinions, unless I overlooked them, sorry I'm tired. Silly rabbit, girls don't defecate. They turn their waste into a powerful fuel that keeps them going. Thats why women aren't as lazy as men. Poo fuel. Don't you read books? QFT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtz Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I don't think this has anything to do with height. I think it depends on which direction you wipe... sack to back or back to sack. I am a sitter and i wipe sack to back. I really can't imagine being a sitter and wiping the other way, but if one was standing it might be a more viable option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goraiders Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 6'4". Sitter.What drabley said. Standing adds a whole element of danger to pooping -- what if some dingleberries get loose? Your clothes/shoes are at risk. And let's not forget about those last few drops of pee that like to escape at the last second, too -- do you really wanna wet yourself, then go back to your friends and say, "No, it's cool, I was standing up to wipe when it happened." Some of you guys are fucking weird, man. that pee point is good, ive never thought about it seeing as I've always sat but I could definitely see myself leaking a few drops on my pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fartcat Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 A friend of mine proposed a hybrid theory of standing and balancing on one leg over the bowl. There should be an "other" option in this poll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electricsnow Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 6'1" stander! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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