greenatheart Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 has anyone else ever thought that there should be weighted lemons that will stay at the bottom of your long island instead of getting stuck in the middle of the ice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
counterfiction Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 weighted with what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenatheart Posted February 22, 2008 Author Share Posted February 22, 2008 i don't know. just...weight. if i knew what to weight them with, i'd do it and become some type of millionaire for inventing weighted lemons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Worst. Drunk thread. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 step 1: insert ball bearings. step 2: enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I heard mercury does wonders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenatheart Posted February 22, 2008 Author Share Posted February 22, 2008 Worst. Drunk thread. Ever. at least i drink! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Oh...snap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magalvsr13 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 zing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest scriptedrain Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I'm Ron Burgandy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Go fuck yourself, San Diego! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest conoley Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 just put a bigger lemon in. Like, a whole lemon. Or better yet, drink whisky on ice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minty Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 How about this?: Invent a glass with a little hook at the bottom of it, attach lemon onto said hook, pour in drink, enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jochert Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 1. Get one of these things.... (tonic stamper?) 2. Smash the hell out of that lemon (or squeeze lightly to release a few drops of juice) 3. Remove the lemon 4. Enjoy the drink without that damn lemon ( I do like the glass-with-a-hook idea though) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Or maybe come up with some kind of lemon anchor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slymer Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Or maybe come up with some kind of lemon anchor. I think I might be able to build one out of stuff from my tackle box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddieruckus Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 or just drink a good jameson and coke and not worry about lemons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirbypuckett Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Weirdest thread in the history of the Internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Weirdest thread in the history of the Internet. There is truth to this statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenatheart Posted February 22, 2008 Author Share Posted February 22, 2008 How about this?:Invent a glass with a little hook at the bottom of it, attach lemon onto said hook, pour in drink, enjoy. even though i've sobered up since the creation of this thread, i think this is a genius idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 You can mix alcohol with other things? But...but, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest scriptedrain Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 It tastes good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 It tastes good. Psh, maybe when you rub it against your vagina. I do like mixed drinks (coke and rum and it's gay cousin vodka/tonic) but I've never been into the super fruity drinks (fruity as in taste, not gay). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenatheart Posted February 22, 2008 Author Share Posted February 22, 2008 long islands aren't really fruity drinks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slymer Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I don't mind a lime in my corona or other mexican beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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