danaisalright

right there with you brother. jack. dood.

There was local wrestling in Plymouth tonight. Mick Foley, Sabu and the Godfather were going to be there.
I was real close to going. Then I got home from work, poured a glass of whiskey, lit a fire in the wood stove and turned on the WWE network.
 
sip of whiskey for the workin' man.

Wrestling isn't fake.
 

Gotta pay those gimmicks that they mail you called bills,man.
 
I have been drinking since I got home at 3:30

There was local wrestling in Plymouth tonight. Mick Foley, Sabu and the Godfather were going to be there.
I was real close to going. Then I got home from work, poured a glass of whiskey, lit a fire in the wood stove and turned on the WWE network.
 
sip of whiskey for the workin' man.

first beer went down like silk

Spending that amount for a one day event does not compute to me.
 
Do not understand.
 
Abort mission.
 

I am the negative sludge in the sewer in Ghostbusters II

The initial discussion was not about underpaying artists, it was about asking a friend in the field to do you a solid, then you guys flipped out.

no clue, since your analogy doesn't make sense.
 
either youre saying that a company like, say, bmw, who make REALLY good cars, should lower their prices to match those of hyundai, who MOST PEOPLE FIND PRETTY DECENT, or....well, i don't even know anymore.

You're wrong - all basketballs are not the same. As a basketball player I can't play with a cheap rubber ball and no one with any experience would. They want either an NBA or NCAA regulation ball that is made of a quality material. 
 
You more or less just made the point: you might see it as just taking pictures but the truth is that one photographer is likely significantly better than the other. 

My wedding:
Me + wife + two witnesses + priest.
My reception: three months later 200 people backyard vegetarian bar-b-que and italian food with three separate wiffleball games going. 
 
Regrets: none
 
To this day people tell me our reception was the best they'd ever been two. T-shirts, beer, kids and wiffle go a long way in creating memories and saving big dollars.

I like this.

Today I got an email from an ex girlfriend, who I haven't talked to in four or five years. She said she was feeling "sentimental," and asked how I was, said that she feels like her life is really different now yet it's also the same. She asked if I ever felt that way and ended it with "just a friendly note from me to you."
My response:
"You aren't Lena Dunham and this isn't an episode of Girls. Don't email me anymore."
Felt awesome, but I'm also an asshole.

That's actually a deep sadness.

The best part of that news story article is "Filed to: UNINTENTIONAL DONG"

Only if FCC stands for Flashing Candid Cocks.
 
Hey oh!!!

I'll sell you 3 sealed copies. But you have to promise that the first will be to play, the second to frame, and the third? The third has to be to trade. It has to be in that order.
 
50 bucks each. Please allow a month for them to reach you.

That's actually a deep sadness.

I really can't get much more out of this band than The Shape of Punk to Come, Songs to Fan the Flames of Discontent, and the song Circle Pit. I might add the Everlasting EP to that as well. The rest either tends to feel not very well done or is so far from the style I like. Definitely don't just blindly purchase without checking out the material first. It's all pretty different than The Shape of Punk to Come.

i'm super into how dead her eyes are throughout the whole video

I don't know what makes me more sick, this video or...her last video

I definitely laughed when he called her a retard after blowing on her face.

The Big Red Real Estate Monster
 
EDIT: Holy shit, I'm a repress now.

The Devil's Favorite Salesman