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when you eat something really spicy...and it kind of burns on the way out.

Maybe your roommate took sleeping pills? My mom takes those and she'll have whole conversations with you and tell you the same exact story in the morning because she won't remember anything. ...I also caught her sleep eating more than a couple times. She always does it naked. One time I caught her eating EVERYTHING in sight and when I tried to make her go back to her room, she stopped by the trashcan and tried to eat a couple of pieces of garbage. The worst was when she woke up in covered in chocolate in excruciating pain. Apparently, she was eating chocolate sauce, spilled some, fell in it, and cracked a rib. She remembers nothing but the evidence was all over the kitchen floor.

You should probably wash your hands more often.

-spent 10 hours in a u-haul +made it home without taking anyone out in LA traffic

Not really a mosh pit story but when I was 16 my friends and I stage dove(dived?) into the crowd.they were fine but no one caught me and I only landed on one person. I bellyflopped directly on his head and he crumpled to the ground. I never did that again.

Do guys really trick themselves into believing this?

Don't do it! I met a girl who was conceived that way and she was seven layers of fucked up because of it. She went psycho-status stalker to try and find her birth dad. Besides, they pay you beans. The real money is in donating eggs. If you have a girlfriend, try to convince her to sell those babies!

Their live show is AMAZING! I saw them open for another band some years ago and it was the intensity of their live performance which got me so into them. I'm so happy I found this board. Finally some people with taste.

You really messed that one up. She was probably a fat chick anyway.

Man's mother is dying. Man falls for mother's doctor. Man finds mother's diary, comes to believe that he was conceived with Jesus's DNA or something...Man finds out later that Doctor is really a patient in the psych ward and his mother isn't his mother but stole him from some other family

Running Man? A paleontologist is kidnapped by a race of dinosaur people in an alternate dimension. The paleontologist's boyfriend and his brother travel to the dimension in an attempt rescue the paleontologist, who we later discover is the true heir to the alternate dimension, and her father, the king, has been turned into a rampant fungus. There's something about a crystal in here too. Super Mario Brothers

I second the San Diego suggestion!

Ah I see. Thanks for the warning. I'll be sure to not give out any personal information.

Ha ha. Yes. I'm a creepster. Would it make a difference if I said he deserved it?

I just threw up in my mouth a little. He looks like one of those scary kids in high school who hang out alone and is likely to set off pipe bombs in the bathroom.

Oops. Had to edit. I'm NOT the one covered in flour. I'm new to vinylcollective, ps