djones0930

FlittenPittons, I almost feel childish by getting excited as I look through your story of pictures and minimal amount of words. I think I'll go get a lollipop now and then take a nap. Perhaps I'll be awake in time for milk and cookies. But, on a serious note, good fucking luck! That post is hilarious!

WHY WEREN'T WE INVITED? DON'T YOU OWN A SPACESHUTTLE OR SOME SHIT THAT COULD PICK UP ALL OF US??

Try being named American Spirit! "Dan Jones" is just a nickname! Everyone asks me if I'm a goddamn guru or asks what space is like. They also ask if they can run through me, or if I see my reflection as if I'm a goddamn vampire! I'm tired of this shit! I'm changing my real name to Harpoon Jones Pritts McGunty. You know, a family name.

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When he/she/donkey said "people are like assholes; everyone has one", it reminded me of Team America.

Read this NJ couple names kid 'Adolf'

That was adorable! Good job wasting your time! I'm sure...Alicia.....will appreciate reading your post!!!!!

sounds like a STUPID FUCKING QUESTION. and you can cash THAT check and sign it. (tee hee, ) Can I put that shit on layaway? You silly bitch. Greeeedy. Cyndi's a cunt.

I cannot believe you missed this. You could have totally gotten fucked up on a saturday night by banging whores in bathrooms. Stay classy, San Diego.

It's like a car wreck. You just can't look away. And it took me 10 times just to get an idea of what each person is doing. The dude on the right with the jeans reminds me of the Jersey Shore (even though I've only seen one episode) -- I'm going to name him "Johnny Rizzo"

BUT ITZ SUNDAY!!! what's everyone doing today? as in later after you/we awake? I'm going to drink Pepsi and eat some soft cookie covered in icing and sprinkles. Then probably eat spaghetti. I'm not kidding when I tell you I've had that for three days straight and have lost a couple lbs. Pretty sweet. Fuck healthy breakfast; eat what you want and enjoy the day! I'm drinking PBR and watching some shit on HBO about dancing...well, I'm not actually watching it because I'm focused on finding awesome shit on the internet, but I am listening to Lavinia (Mylene Sheath) and after the two songs end, I'll put on some Tundra Lights to chill out to.

Elaborate. Pllleeaassseee

two things: 1) did you see the thread titled "this..."? 2) what are you watching 3) what are you drinking?

ESTA FIESTAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

JESSE LACEY RULEZ. JUSTIN BIEBER DROOLZ. ANDREW MCMAHON IZ KOOL.....Z

Hefewiezen made my night I'm now home aka my aunt's house aka my bff A Few friend are over and someone turned on the tube...well...that fucking pig is on tv...I'm not talking about the police, but I am talking about Babe. The only babe I want to watch is Hank Aaron, I mean Babe Ruth. capitalization is Bullshit, and Chipotle is delicious. The End.

Ditto that my friend, ditto that.

Just email them ...and tell Sarah I said hi

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I highly recommend it!

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honestly, I don't remember for sure.. I think I asked for pictures, and nothing ever happened from there. PayPal and eBay records don't seem to show back that far. That dude must know someone on the inside!

By the way...that fucking rules! I remember seeing a WeeGee board at Toys 'R Us, and thinking that's a real safe game for kids. I'm tempted to play the game, buuuut with my family ghost history (you know, demons chasing my mom from room to room while my grandmother was held to a bed by some 'unseen' entity), I don't think I should fuck with one.