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ERROL, WILL YOU PLAY SOMEFUCKINGWHERE IN VIRGINIA/DC/BALTIMORE/WV? WE'LL GET MUNK'D (meat drunk('d)). I am not alcohol drunk or meat drunk right now, however I will soon participate in this ruling thread.

That's what she said. On a serious note, everyone's tattoos on this page looks fucking awesome.

I might be there too with a few friends, but I'll DEFINITELY be at the ottobar! I fucking love Murder By Death and Sarah.

I'd eat all 150 pierogis. I fucking love pierogis.

+1

FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US! But, if I cannot successfully participate in that, I go to WV and have some emotional rollercoaster ride brunch/lunch with my mom, her 76 yr old sugardaddy (not really...just some old friend of hers who takes care of her because's had a lot of issues like bankruptcy and cancer..), brother and sister n law, and my two nephews...I receive my gifts which typically are strange alarm clocks and keychains even though each year I tell them NOT to give me anything Then I eat with a friend's family Then I eat dinner at my uncle's house along with a shit ton of the rest of my family. I love that side of the family. I definitely enjoy seeing my cousin because he always brings me free Levi's since he works for Levi's corporate. So anyway, my family traditionz consists of a lot of amazing food and super awesome people. I also haven't seen a Christmas tree in my Dad's house since 2002. Much less anything regarding the Holidays haha

I have a few comments... 1) Fuck clowns, I'm getting this guy at my future kids' bday party. 2) They probably have the safest sex ever. 3) How bad is their acne?

less people need to appreciate boring instrumental stoner metal or post rock or whatever they're calling themselves these days HEY BUDDY I LIKE a few songs, but yeah coming up with a genre for them is ridiculous. RIGODDAMNDICULOUS!

It'd be post-rape ...I'm not even sure if that makes sense, but the more straaaannggee bands are, the cooollleerrrr

Jesus, this reminds me of the years when my brother, who's a honky, told everyone to call him ODB because, well, his name really is Russell Jones. Also, I remember everytime he got excited over whatever (ie bitches, free condoms, weed) he would always say, "SHIMMY SHIMMY YA!" I wish I could make your 'painting' the cover of a Christmas card for him.

I would have posted a pic of the band, but I found this one: Now I want to start a band called "Pelican Kiss". THANKS GOOGLE IMAJIZZ!!

So I had a headache reading the posts to catch up since my last post on this badboy. But now it's gone because of the thought of pizza! Extremely large pizza. Thanks A-Dinero! Also, I agree with Travis. This shit rules. Now, back to dizziness...

Scott twittered minus the bear last night and said that? haha Well if it was during songs off OMNI I would totally understand.

You should make a commercial of the Evolution of Communication and use that! I believe the new Audi commercials have the evolution of traveling/transportation, and you could parody that shit By the way +1 for being awesome!

Thank Dan. Allison is a wholesome PA girl, but that Alicia... she commits statch with the best of them. Shoo mang, I heard bout that Alicia girl. Straight up jekyll and hyde is gettin' goddamn loco. Also, get CRUNK'D

That's phenomenal! But still doesn't make me want a twitter. Kittenmittons, you'll be my twitterspy!

^^^HILARIOUS

BIEBZ -- My World 2.0!!!!! It's like his world, and his version, or like his penis size, or like his age! But, in all seriousness, my choice was listed in the top 10 albums of the year... "Have You Seen My Prefrontal Cortex?" by A Great Big Pile of Leaves

i lold. #realtalk 99% of print magazines suck ass. this isn't a new development. anyone on the board who fucks with AP gets the wrath of Scott handed down to them. ...or on twitter...anyone see Keith Buckley vs. Scott Heisel last night??? Shit really happen or you beinz funny? I don't twit, fakebook, or whatever else. If it did happen, that rules!

where in the world did this come from Within the question? Berryville, Virginia? My head? My friend's computer? Heaven's boob?

I forgot my uncle gave me his Simple Minds - Once Upon A Time pic disc and I've yet to listen to it, but it's packaged very well. Click on the link and check out the images on discogs. It's in a sleeve within a diecut sleeve. It's pretty sweet. Eventually I'll listen to it when I'm in the mood for '80s synth pop.

Keep diggin' that hole boy. I really hope selfreliable isn't Michael Clarke Duncan, or he's going to kick your ass a green mile! Or dominate then sautee you! Or get Amanda Peet to divert you by flashing her breasts, then Bruce Willis shooting you! YOU NEVA KNOW!

You kids gonna shake n bake? haha jk

Awesome! Gotta love those professors who only think of each day as a step towards Florida where all of the elderly birds flock to for retirement.