djones0930

That's actually really fucking cool! I guess you can say I was a collector of anything/everything Ken Griffey, Jr. I have his Wheaties boxes, 'beanie baby' things (manly shit), Easy Squeeze Cheese, 600-700 of his cards (numerical and alphabetical order from '88-'03 which is when I stopped collecting), and random jerseys, coins, mini baseball bats, etc. I'd like to get back into it, but it seems like I spend too much on records, beer, gas to and from school and work, and food. But, now would be the time since his cards/memorabilia are so goddamn cheap.

Also, I just wanted to add I always forget about hearing Sea Wolf and Band of Horses back to back. Aaaand too bad Amber Heard is a lesbian.

PMd

Hook

My uncle still has the NBA Jam Arcade Machine....that shit's so awesome.

Zombieland bump...I'm watching this shit right now. I love this goddamn movie.

While slowly eating a banana.

Well... Hmm... Not necessarily my roommates since I've only ever lived with my dad (and he's not getting laid), but I have been in situations when staying at friends' houses/apartments at college. You just go with the flow. But yes, playing the porn as loud as possible is fun, also going out and bringing back hookers and a couple ethiopian midgets can start one hell of a party/orgy. Midatlanticmauler (Gabe) heard one of my drunken nights at his house (thankfully his wife wasn't there...because then that would have never happened)...I tried to remain quiet at first, but goddamnit I couldn't. Ohhhh alcohol

You should've played some porn on the highest volume and made their sex sound weak. Make that girl think you're the roommate she should be 'boinking'. As for the word 'boinking', I can only picture a clown having sex and hearing the nose squeak repeatedly, with red paint everywhere, latex balloons scattered across the floor, and a small child laughing, but crying at the same time.

Looks like they set you up for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and a heartattack! Good luck haha Also, gift cards on eBay do stupidly well, so that's always an option.

NORMALLY, ID SAY ID BE ON THE NEXT FLIGHT DOWN, BUT I CANT DRINK IN MURICA! SHIIIIIT! basically what im saying is, come to canada. Well I heard Canada's like that attic in the household of Americans that is never visited, but when they go up there, they do find some cool shit. But, before that, I'll need that little thing called a passport. Can we go moose hunting? I heard that's all the rage.

I LOVE THAT. ALLTHOUGH, ALL THIS TIME IVE BEEN SEARCHING "AMERICAN SPIRIT DAN JONES" ON FACE BOOK. IS THIS WHY I CANT FIND YOU? SHOULD I BE SEARCHING "HARPOON JONES"?!?!?!?!?! HAHAHA I AIN'T GOT FAKEBOOK I GOT PERSONAL COMMUNICATION VIA MEETING IN PERSON, DRINKING WITH PERSON, AND XBOX LIVE, BUT MORE SO DRINKING WITH PERSON.

Oh that was a hard bump (winky face)

Seeing that you're new the board, I'm going to throw in this reply before someone else does...without any sarcasm... Help Me Choose a Turntable Thread Enjoy

i'll trade you the gift card for the MBP ;] OKAY! Please send your H&M GC along with your soul. kthanksloveyoubye.

DEAR ERROL: I'M JEALOUS. XOXO, HARPOON JONES

Fuck!!! Thats awesome and your aunt is awesome for getting that. Money Gift Cards Pajama pants Hahaha yeah man! It does and she does! I feel like everyone from VC should swing by and meet aunt brenda...probably the coolest lady you'll ever meet. ever. Also, since I've turned it on and fucked with it, I haven't gotten up to piss. It's been almost two hours. I need to get up now or this thang iz gon get ruined!

i would be, if i didnt get two of my own!!! bwahahaah. one with polar bears! (however, i DID pick them out myself, when my mom went with me for old navy's black friday midnight opening and they were only FIIIIIVE DOLLARS!) i got from the fam & work: lost entire series ridiculous box set of ridiculousness some sweaters & button-ups 2 pairs of jeans pajama pants ornaments from 2 series i collect a blanket my mom made dexter board game visa gift card & amazon gift card a freaking bagel basket! delicious. from the bf: taylor swift, paul mccartney & wings & the original star wars soundtrack vinyl star wars cookie cutters star wars 'wookiee the chew' book lego star wars wii game sweet camera lens bracelets camera change purse gloves to use with my smart phone gift card to h&m book of poems by e.e.cummings spoiled. That's a damn good set of gifts! I'll take that H&M gift card haha

Well starting last week until today.... Portugal. The Man -- Censored Color THE PURP COLOR /250 with the monkey mask and all that jazz Sufjen Stevens -- Age of Adz 2 LP Austin Lucas -- The Collection LP Whiskey Colored n shit so good old albums Bitchin' argyle socks $25 Mylene Sheath GC some sweet sexy dinero pack of orbitz gum and right now I am officially on... MacBook Pro 15"!!!! I FUCKING LOVE MY AUNT. She also gave me the pack of gum. AUNT BRENDA RULES

...Yep.

If by coal you mean a set of tools, then yes, coal to all.

My mail ladies rule. I've gotten to know them so well they're cool with opening up the door and throwing the record on the recliner right by the door. When I first told Susan (the one main mail lady) to do that, she said, "Oh no no no...that's intruding!" and I said, "If there are no cars in the driveway, go for it! You can have whatever you want in that house, just not my record, turntable, or stereo!" She's cool as hell. I'd like to get her/them something nice, but what the fuck do mail women want? I just can't afford Mel Gibson.

Good call. Perhaps like the Isis "In the Absence of Truth" Japanese pressing