thehippysteve

Researcher: The average TeenageEric fan reads approximately 60% of his posts.
 
Kenny: How could this be?
 
Researcher: Answer most commonly given: "I want to see what he'll say next."
 
Kenny: : All right, fine. But what about the people who think TeenageEric is a troll?
 
Researcher: Good point. The average person who thinks he is a troll reads 100% of his posts.
 
Kenny: : But... if they think he is a troll, why do they read?
 
Researcher: Most common answer: "I want to see what he'll say next."

Vinyl Connective?

My appendix burst inside of me when I was 5, so they took that some colon and about 3 feet of entestines (sp?). Got me the standard scar on my lower right waist and a gnarly one up my belly button. I like to tell people its from a knife fight.

Last minute bracket changes, just like every year

it doesn't have to.

Drunk Steve has a girlfriend officially I guess, so does sober Steve. Don't tell anyone but, I think I'm pretty happy with that.

The potential for that thing, I really hope it gets like instagram popular. Other than the million drinking videos its very cool.

I was the Troy Nicky was talking about in my circle

My incredibly sleep deprived self last night cried watching Friday Night Lights (movie)... this is probably better for the CONFESSIONS thread but they're talking about number of sexual partners and STDs right now so, yeah

I'll add one myself
 
While I can't disect my problem to something mental (which I'm sure that's it) quite yet, I'll throw some ideas out there. Even at 23 I too have regular issues with finishing, the keeping an erection thing not so much (that was one awful drunk night). The majority of my sexual partners are totally meaningless, barely know them, random events. Which I think I can tie to my problem.
 
I can get annoyed fairly easily. Sometimes judgemental. And when I'm "talking" to a girl often it gets to that point where I find something out I don't really like, opinions, attitude towards something, which causes me to immediately lose interest. Even over pretty small stuff. Thusly The kinda bar pick ups, or random friends of friends, or whatever (well some of that is just being in my early 20's) and the only thing going is some attraction. So I'm pretty sure all that's going through the back of my head is how pointless this is.
 
And confession two, I've totally faked plenty of orgasms (haven't been caught so far).

Why did I think this was weirder...
 
 
than this?

I'll be at the Menzingers for sure, not going to miss the Super Bowl for poop punx that anyone in the 419 has had play in their living room 40 times within the last 3years