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  1. Holy shit, im going to be a dad in less than 24 hours.

  2. going to be selling a super new imac with creative suite on it. anyone interested?

    1. nobodybrokeurheart

      nobodybrokeurheart

      how much? payment options? or did you want full payment up front?

    2. abovetheearth

      abovetheearth

      stupid me for posting this early. was for a friend. now they want to keep it. sorry nicky. but i have another imac i could sell.very affordable and i can link you to what it looks like with specs. payment options would be fine. prob less than 600

    3. nobodybrokeurheart

      nobodybrokeurheart

      ironically, i was asking FOR a friend as well. haha. it's cool man. forgettaboutit.

  3. take me to your liter.

    1. uniquemel0dy

      uniquemel0dy

      There's a liter of coke in my fridge. Too bad I wouldn't ever guide you there.

    2. abovetheearth
  4. listened to brand new and circa for the first time ever yesterday.

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    2. Thrice55

      Thrice55

      What what what?!? Pass on circa? I can't think of a better band to sit around and smoke to....

    3. oohdoiloveyou

      oohdoiloveyou

      you've obviously never listened entire j.lo albums

    4. homework

      homework

      This can't be real life.

  5. anyone involved in advertising needs to check this out: http://thisadvertisinglife.tumblr.com

  6. Had a seizure and everyone around me does the Harlem Shake.

  7. Turtle soup tonight!

    1. clh2285
    2. batman

      batman

      "tonight i dine on turtle soup"

  8. What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

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    2. abovetheearth

      abovetheearth

      dammit. master of boobs/ass. master of jokes.

    3. monsterrod

      monsterrod

      Guessing punch lines is a hobby of mine. I love it. It's like a mental crossword puzzle.

    4. homework
  9. Considering a name change to Terence Trent D'Arby.

  10. rumor has it that when you cant sleep its because youre awake in someone elses dream.

  11. all we are...is lunch for the sky

    1. 000000

      000000

      Why can't we be jazz musicians? A little melody will soon be missing.

  12. 8 callers ahead of us Jimmy! STFU

    1. alogical

      alogical

      hahahaha love that commercial.

  13. I'm gonna OD on something tonight. Thanks for the memories. Batman, you get my collection. I'll leave a note for my wife to call you.

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    2. clh2285

      clh2285

      Im starting to not like this "Status Update" thing

    3. abovetheearth

      abovetheearth

      Well I'm working on that. The longer I go the weirder I feel. Hence my redic posts.

  14. My quest to no longer be a thrift store 7" begins tomorrow.

    1. clh2285

      clh2285

      I believe in you!!!

  15. I got two tickets to paradise.

  16. i will only shoot fireworks from my breasts when i mean it

  17. i love my life so much that when i die im coming back as myself

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