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I fully expect to see them on the cover of AP and for someone to do a write up that's basically their press release with slight word changes.

If you see something amiss, tell a teacher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLG3S5WzHig Yeah, it's not a running joke or anything. I just said I was fucking a 17 year old pregnant chick for Cobain points.

I'm fucking Bristol Palin.

Hahaha this is great. Maybe the reason he keeps pretending to be a federal agent is because of his mad detective skills.

How are you going to celebrate? I'm going to have hot dogs, set off some fireworks, drive drunk, and do my part to supress the freedom of a foreigner.

hope you don't want to work in the music industry I seek to DESTROY the music industy. Besides, Scott works for Alternative Press, which isn't a music magazine. Have you heard of it? It's a fashion mag for the under 16 female crowd. Not really much to do with music. Don't know why music was brought up.

I heard he can't jack off without hot sauce for lube and a Suicide Girls account.

Dammit, I said I'm a kept man. Have you even SEEN Sunset Boulevard?

I'm such a sucker for tabbys and meezers. I do the baby voice and everything. It's horrible.

I think what everyone needs is some kittens. Soft, cuddly kittens.

I want her and Sean Hannity to be cut into a hundred pieces by a homeless sociopath who has only a rusty pocket knife.

I'm just mad because a man I love like a brother is having his name drug through the mud without any solid proof by a dude who acts holier than thou about music with his right hand while writing about The Devil Waers Prada with his left. Not to get all Madball on anyone, but I don't like people fucking with people I consider family.

So it was deleted for Scott being a dick. Got it.

Don't mention you've heard it! Scott might have to call Fat Mike again and have that part of your brain removed until October! And what with his job with Tight Pants Tiger Beat, he doesn't have time to do that.

Don't you have more puppies to kick Scott? I bet if you complained loud enough, you could get the guy at the Subway fired!

Meh. Not huge on the Loved Ones. Probably going to pass on this. I'm even less stoked for them doing "Cocaine Blues" on the Cash trib, as appropriate as it is.

The Reaplcements tributes was one of the few that not only didn't suck, but was in fact amazing. I say put it on wax already!

Stoked.

I can't be the only one with this thing.

The people are Dischord are the best.

Fart and insult her mother.