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Preacher is probably my favorite comic of all time. I was at a BBQ at Mark Bagley's house once and told him as much, and he yelled at me. And then he kicked my ass on the Street Fight machine in his basement.

C-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!

It's been a long, long time since something in a comic shocked me as much as the death or Lori and Judith did. I'm glad Kirkman had the balls to do it. They kind of telegraphed Tyrese's death by making him less involved in the story. He was definitely one of my faves and it sucked to see him get decapitated.

When I was a teenager, I worked at Roy Rogers. One day, my two supervisers (one was Chinese, the other was Vietnamese) got so mad at each other that they started hollering at each other in their native tongue. A customer asked me what was going on, and I said they didn't understand each other. "Well," he replied, "why don't they just speak Asian to each other?"

Pics or it didn't happen.

So I just finished the eighth volume - holy crap. Anyone else read this?

You can always just pay a skinhead to punch your girlfriend in the stomach.

yea where the hell did papa roach come from? It was just a list of artists in which I cannot for the life of me see any inherent value. To me, Thursday sounds like a junior high school band covering Mineral very badly. I don't know why anyone likes them.

The coroner? I'm so sick of that guy!

Stop leaking info until the offical info release date. Also Thursday suuuuuuuuuuuuucks. They're one of the few set of artists, like Papa Roach, Radiohead, and Lil Wayne where I cannot fathom why even a single person thinks they're worth a minute of your time.

I ALWAYS forded the river.

Seriously considering seeing Judas Priest next time they're in town.

I never thought a bunch of butthurt republicans would be a force for good.

WHY DOES FUCKING EVERYTHING HAVE TO PLAY MUSIC?!?!?! When I read the topic I was like "fuck, and I just got mine!" Turns out they're just trying to make it like a cell phone. I can't wait for the day when they add ringtones to your credit card. When the clerk swipes my card I want to subject everyone within earshot to "Hard For a 'Tard" by Dave Brockie.

Bands that are just double bass drum kicks and shrieking.

It's late, I'm bored, and can't sleep. Vodka and warm sweet tea is a surprisingly tasty concoction. Time for some Simpsons quotes! "Is this President Clinton? Never mind how I got this number!"

Congratulations! I'm getting ready to pop the question myself, as soon as we find a ring with filament that doesn't have diamonds or fucking butterfly designs on it. Ring shopping is getting up there with rollercoasters and dental work as the things I hate most in the world.

Stoked! Wish they'd have picked Magazines instead, but whatever.

PBR x 5

Nothing serious, just some JO action.

I say Ixnay on the Hombre and I stand by that.