skanknsmile Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Ok, so I am staying with my gf for a bit and I just took care of my morning routine (shower, brush teeth, dump) and for some reason I have had a reoccurring theme in my time with girls and staying at their houses. Why is it that there is always a terribly low supply of toilet paper and when there is toilet paper, it is in an absurd distance far away from the toilet? Usually, this results in a mash up of ungodliness in the behind and you have to do that waddle around the place until you find something to clean yourself up with. its. ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 I've never experienced this. Pretty sure that only happens in Lubbock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skanknsmile Posted May 13, 2008 Author Share Posted May 13, 2008 I'm in california buddy. Where liberation must mean a stink-ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacobe Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 I agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brentoage Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Ok, so I am staying with my gf for a bit and I just took care of my morning routine (shower, brush teeth, dump) and for some reason I have had a reoccurring theme in my time with girls and staying at their houses. who the fuck takes a dump after they shower? gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 i brush my teeth in the shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest baseball Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 My girlfriend never changes the toilet paper when it runs out and it drives me CRAZY. She just leaves a new one sitting on top of the empty one still in the holder. Her justification is that "at least I put the new roll there." And since I'm always changing it right after I wake up, half asleep, 9 out of 10 times I fumble the roll and the holder sending both items spiraling into the trash can a couple feet away. So then I have to get up off the toilet and fish the items out of the disgusting trash so I can get on with it. DAMNIT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
counterfiction Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 i brush my teeth in the shower. i drink beer in the shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kouka Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 i piss in the shower. go green! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 i brush my teeth in the shower. i drink beer in the shower this sounds awesome. brushing your teeth in the shower is good luck. for real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattramone Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 My girlfriend never changes the toilet paper when it runs out and it drives me CRAZY. She just leaves a new one sitting on top of the empty one still in the holder. Her justification is that "at least I put the new roll there."And since I'm always changing it right after I wake up, half asleep, 9 out of 10 times I fumble the roll and the holder sending both items spiraling into the trash can a couple feet away. So then I have to get up off the toilet and fish the items out of the disgusting trash so I can get on with it. DAMNIT. Hahaha! Yeah, it's been my experience that women are the far worse offenders when it comes to replacing the TP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirbs84 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 i drink beer in the shower As do I. It just seems so refreshing. ....plus it's a great way to start the morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 I have sex in the shower, and sometimes there's another person there. You all suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexH. Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 In Minnesota winters, I never want to leave the shower. So I shave, brush teeth, piss, pretty much do everything I can in the shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 my cousin and i were talking about rinking beer in the shower. we justify it because an ice cold beer tastes 100 times better when its hot out. so you take a really hot shower and have your beer outside the shower stall so it stays cold. its awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherlock Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 I'm not coming out of the shower It's such a comfortable crutch It's a warm loving womb, and intoxicating tomb And I don't miss the outside world that much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattramone Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 I'm not coming out of the showerIt's such a comfortable crutch It's a warm loving womb, and intoxicating tomb And I don't miss the outside world that much +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skanknsmile Posted May 13, 2008 Author Share Posted May 13, 2008 smoking a bowl in the shower is great too. You come out, and the steam and smoke billow out of the shower curtain and you just feel amazing. and: Ok, so I am staying with my gf for a bit and I just took care of my morning routine (shower, brush teeth, dump) and for some reason I have had a reoccurring theme in my time with girls and staying at their houses. who the fuck takes a dump after they shower? gross. I take it before the shower. The list wasn't chronological. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommytumult Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 i piss in the shower.go green! So do I, peeing in the shower kills athlete's foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 i piss in the shower.go green! So do I, peeing in the shower kills athlete's foot. Seriously, angle it away, don't piss on yourself, that's just nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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