jcamps Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 i don't think i've shit my pants since 7th grade. thankfully it happened during the car ride home from school and i threw the pants out and took a shower 5 minutes after it happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Once in high school, I was smoking in a bathroom at school, sharted, and there was no toilet paper. Being frantic at the moment, I forgot I had a cig, ran out of the bathroom with a cigarette, past several teachers, and into another bathroom. That one had no toilet paper either, but I realized I was smoking, so I tossed the cig. Then I had to run into another bathroom, which thankfully had toilet paper. So it ended up like this: I got away with smoking at school because I ran around like a fucking ninja trying to find t.p. and no one could keep up. But I did have shitty britches at school, so I can't decide if the outcome is positive or not. On a related note, girls do shart. I only found this out after I got married. Hickey is right. There is all kinds of stuff you find out after the nuptials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kevinb Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 my g/f's roomate shat her pants while @ work @ a fast food joint I lol'd the chick is a complete bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjaicomo Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Why did she do that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tanukichu Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 This thread is hilarious. I am reading it on the train and laughing. People are looking at me funny. Can't say this has ever happened to me aside from the typical stuff that happens sometimes when you're five years old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iliketurtles Posted January 19, 2009 Author Share Posted January 19, 2009 So tonight I was a little farty but no shit-pants! 1-day no pants shitting streak woooo! Here's the picture, it's a little gross not too bad Shart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skumbucket Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 eeeeeeew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Funny thing is I'm pretty blind so i have to have my face close up to my screen and didn't notice anything. then i pulled back....ewwww... lol. +1 for having no shame in showing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest conoley Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Last time I did a deuce in the pants was while watching Saved By The Bell at breakfast in my second year of college. I thought I only had to far. Fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aarondanger Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Hahahahaha fucking hillarious thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minty Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Thread just got REAL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdwell Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 that SHIT...is so legit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyjunior Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 what the deuce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgry Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 This shit just got serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew13 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 i think there's a different, better one of this, but it took me a fucking half an hour just to find this one: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 haha look at the dude to the right in the background.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew13 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 cherry chocolate rain bump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keymanmk Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 haha look at the dude to the right in the background.... Look at ALL the people in the background... ahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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